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Offline t0bias

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1320 on: November 08, 2010, 02:33:15 AM »
(anyone in the animorphs series): i wonder what katherine applegate is up to
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1321 on: November 25, 2010, 08:48:06 PM »
Don't know if it's been done before.
Rachael:"Let's not do it."
"I can't go into battle; I'm on my period"

Always wondered what Cassie and Rachael would do if they were on their periods. Can you morph wearing a tampon?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1322 on: November 25, 2010, 11:18:32 PM »
Quote from: Lincoln on November 25, 2010, 08:48:06 PM
Don't know if it's been done before.
Rachael:"Let's not do it."
"I can't go into battle; I'm on my period"

Always wondered what Cassie and Rachael would do if they were on their periods. Can you morph wearing a tampon?


i think it would fit them tighter than their morphing suits do, so why not?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1323 on: November 26, 2010, 05:14:00 PM »
Quote from: russianspy1234 on November 25, 2010, 11:18:32 PM
Quote from: Lincoln on November 25, 2010, 08:48:06 PM
Don't know if it's been done before.
Rachael:"Let's not do it."
"I can't go into battle; I'm on my period"

Always wondered what Cassie and Rachael would do if they were on their periods. Can you morph wearing a tampon?


i think it would fit them tighter than their morphing suits do, so why not?

Will they still even have a period when they demorph?
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Crayak: I'm getting a little tired of this game about the universe and everything. Hey Ellimist, let's go play [insert any kid's MMO] instead! ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1324 on: November 27, 2010, 01:23:59 AM »
(anyone in he animorphs series): dwhbfQdLSA<f:LSfa

well they wouldn't say that

tobiasL i can't go into battle, i'm on my period.

again tobias wouldn't say that
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1325 on: December 04, 2010, 11:21:11 AM »
     I had to read through 89 pages of comic gold before I could finally write down my own jokes. I just hope mine are as funny.

     Controller 1: you think the Empire is ever gonna fall?
     Controller 2: What Empire?
     Controller 1: the YEERK empire!
     Controller 2: ....F**k it.

     Aftran: Yeerk! Fried Yeerk for sale!
     Visser Three: Does that come with salt?

     Esplin 9466 Lesser: I think I'll head to the pool-order out

     Ax: Whatever you say, Prince Jake.
     Jake: Don't call me Shirley...

     David: Thank you.

     Rachel: Let's hear what he has to say.

     Cassie: Woopa, stepped on a snail.... Stepped on another...And another.... AND ANOTHER!

     Ellimist: Screw the Animorphs! I'm watching Family Feud!
     Crayak: Fool! Wheel of Fortune,'For the win!!!!!!!!!

     Jake: mom, dad, Tom! I have something I'm bursting to tell you!
     Steve: Is everything ok, son?
     Jake: I can morph! Rachel-- your niece-- Marco, Tobias and Cassie and I met an Alien named Elfangor!
     Mom: Jake, you're acting--
     Jake: Just listen! We met an alien, who made us touch his blue box
     Dad: YOU WHAT!?
     Jake: Just listen, alright? We touched the box, and now we can morph. We're fighting against the Yeerks-- evil space slugs with the ability to take over your entire body! Your son, Tom-- my brother-- is one of them! The sharing is a flipping front!
     Dad: Tom... Is this absurd story true?
     Tom: ....Hm? SORRY, I had my headphones on (Takes off heaphones) Now, what were you saying, Jake?
     Jake: (Takes deep breath) Mom, dad, Tom....
     
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1326 on: December 04, 2010, 07:12:43 PM »
those were halarious

marco: i woyuld trade my cuteness for height... that and wittiness.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1327 on: December 04, 2010, 09:12:22 PM »
     Tom: I knew it!
     Jake: ...What?
     Tom: I knew it!
     Jake: Fine! You dragged it out of me! My friends and I are the "Andalite Bandits" that the Yeerk Empire is being thwarted by! Stop badgering me! I will NEVER join the sharing! You're going down Yeerk!
     Tom: What? No, I meant to say: 'I knew it couldn't have been butter!'
     Jake: Oh...You see that episode of the Office last night?

     Tobias: Rachel. It's been great. But I think I might just take up Taylor's offer on a date for Friday.
     Rachel: Funny, I was just about to say the same thing...

     Ax: ((Actually...I don't know. Usually I have an answer for everything...sorry, Animorphs. Try those other Andalites; you know, the ones we saw that one time, but never hear from again.))

     David: Right behind you Jake.
     David: Whatever you say, Prince Jake.

     David: Sorry about impersonating your cousin, and just dissapearing like that. I think I owe your aunt and uncle an explanation.
     Saddler: Yea, what was that about?
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     Ax: ((I have decided to leave the Animorphs.))
     Jake: But Ax...
     Ax: ((No 'buts', Jack. I have decided to overstay the two-hour limit and become a human.))
     Marco: You can't just leave!
     Ax: ((I can and will, Marco. I will do as Elfangor has done. I will become human. I will marry a psycho blonde. I will live off brocoli and brussel sprouts. We will have 2.5 children and live in a Bungalow in Canada.))
     Rachel: Come on, Ax. The group won't be the same without you.
     Ax: ((I was not finnished. Before I do all of this, I am going to head down to the Sharing. I am going to pick out a Yeerk, for infestation.))

     
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1328 on: December 06, 2010, 01:37:10 PM »
Visser 3: (to Rachel) I'll get you my pretty and your little hawk too.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1329 on: December 06, 2010, 02:47:31 PM »
     Marco: Come on guys, let's be serious about this.
     Rachel: Doesnt that seem a bit rash?
     Tobias: Isn't the day just beautiful?
     Ax: dur dur dur
     Jake: I'm the leader! Follow me!
     Cassie: pass the ketchup; this hawks a bit dry.
     David: But that would be breaking and entering!
     James: Na, I don't want the morphing power.
     Visser Three: well, what do YOU think?
     Tom: Sorry, the Sharing's all full.
     Chapman: Here you go, Marco; student of the year award!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1330 on: December 06, 2010, 07:59:12 PM »
rachael (singing while in grizzly morph): i'm going in for the kill. i'm doing it for a thril. oh i'm hoping you'll understand.
or: don't stop me now! coz i'm having such a good time. i'm having a ball!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1331 on: December 07, 2010, 06:05:05 PM »
Quote from: Mayor Leonora (Rad) Martinelli
Visser 3: (to Rachel) I'll get you my pretty and your little hawk too.

Wizard of Oz reference ftw!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1332 on: December 07, 2010, 08:45:42 PM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Christmas Present on December 07, 2010, 06:05:05 PM
Quote from: Mayor Leonora (Rad) Martinelli
Visser 3: (to Rachel) I'll get you my pretty and your little hawk too.

Wizard of Oz reference ftw!
realiseing it's a wizard of oz reference ftw
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1333 on: December 07, 2010, 09:20:23 PM »
Tom: Jake... I am your brother....
Jake: NOOOOOOOO!

Marco @ David's house: Snakes... why did it have to be snakes?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1334 on: December 07, 2010, 09:26:43 PM »
Did I start a trend?
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