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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1245 on: May 15, 2010, 05:01:58 PM »
if you guys want to discuss the time limitations of stuff in Animorphs, please make a thread for it. Here is to talk about specifically things the characters would not say, but would have been funny had they said it. Thanks.

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Cassie: I think we should just morph into known human controllers and stroll down to the yeerk pool. Then, once we are down there, we could easily get close to the pool without raising suspicion, and throw in an explosive device. can you say great idea or what guys? 8)

everyone else:  :awesome:
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1246 on: May 15, 2010, 10:00:46 PM »
Marco: Dude where's my tank?
Jake: Where's your tank dude?
Marco: Dude where's my tank?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1247 on: May 15, 2010, 10:05:04 PM »
awesome! does the reference for that one happen to be the movie "dude, where's my car?"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1248 on: May 15, 2010, 10:28:36 PM »
Book 5
Visser Three: <Ha! Now the andalite bandits are doomed! Visser One! As the earth saying goes: I am too cool for my shirt!>
Visser One: <It's a song Visser Three and it's not "cool" it is "sexy":"I am too sexy for my shirt.">
Marco:<No! My mom did not just say that!>
Jake:<Marco pull yourself together. The Yeerk said that not your mom.>
Marco: <Oh right!>
Visser Three: <Very well. As the earth children say: you nobs have been prawned.>
Visser One: <Why did they put you in charge of this conquest?>

Sometime after book ten
Erek: somehow the yeerks have found another pemalite crystal and are planning to use it for their supercomputer.
Rachel: How did this happen! Speaking of which what happened to the other one.
Marco:Well...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1249 on: May 15, 2010, 11:05:55 PM »
Jake: Hey Ax, why does morphing have a 2 hour time limit anyway?
Marco: Ha. Ha. Are you really thinking that you'd understand all the science behind this?
Ax: <It's because my brother never registered the escafil device.>
Everyone: WHAT?!?
Ax: <For unlimited morphing time, it needs to be registered by purchasing a registration key. Otherwise, you're using the free trial version, which has a time limit.>
Tobias: <And... and... and why didn't he register it? How much is the key?>
Ax: <Because he wanted to save money. Not that our family is poor. It's worth about 10 of your dollars.>
Jake: Can we register it now?
Ax: <No. It could only be done at my homeworld.>
Rachel: So, life has become harder than necessary for us. ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR BROTHER NOT PAYING 10 DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!?  :mad:
Ax: (thinking to himself) Now would be not the right time to say that the premium version, by paying 50 more dollars, makes you immortal in morph.
Everyone: WE HEARD THAT!!!!!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1250 on: May 16, 2010, 12:09:33 AM »
Lol thats great!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1251 on: May 16, 2010, 12:42:56 AM »
cams that is hilarious!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1252 on: May 16, 2010, 02:25:36 AM »
Haha, wow..just the idea of no time limits! Just think of what the Animorphs would be like.. Great one, cams ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1253 on: May 16, 2010, 03:57:13 AM »
Oh man, worse yet would be if Ax just assumed they knew they could register it at any time:

Ax: I thought you guys were happy with the free trial!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1254 on: May 16, 2010, 06:54:53 AM »
Jake: Hey Ax, why does morphing have a 2 hour time limit anyway?
Marco: Ha. Ha. Are you really thinking that you'd understand all the science behind this?
Ax: <It's because my brother never registered the escafil device.>
Everyone: WHAT?!?
Ax: <For unlimited morphing time, it needs to be registered by purchasing a registration key. Otherwise, you're using the free trial version, which has a time limit.>
Tobias: <And... and... and why didn't he register it? How much is the key?>
Ax: <Because he wanted to save money. Not that our family is poor. It's worth about 10 of your dollars.>
Jake: Can we register it now?
Ax: <No. It could only be done at my homeworld.>
Rachel: So, life has become harder than necessary for us. ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR BROTHER NOT PAYING 10 DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!?  :mad:
Ax: (thinking to himself) Now would be not the right time to say that the premium version, by paying 50 more dollars, makes you immortal in morph.
Everyone: WE HEARD THAT!!!!!!!


ROFL!!!!! I think thats the best one yet :D

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1255 on: May 16, 2010, 07:59:36 AM »
Yeah, +1 for you Cams ^^

OK, I try another one:

First book. After they met the Andalite and knew about the Invasion, they talked a little about that in Jake's house, and then want to leave to meet Cassie and Rachel. Behind the entrance door, Jake is looking through the mail slot.
Marco: Any Yeerk out there?
Jake: Don't say that!
Marco: What?
Jake: That!
Marco: What?
Jake: That!! The "Y" word. Don't say it!
Marco: Why not?
Jake: Because it's ridiculous!
Marco: Alright... are there any, though?
Jake: *looking out the door mail slot, sees an empty street* I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as the Anda... he said. *turns his head, sees a pack of people* Oh, no, wait, there they are.
Marco: Really?!
Jake: Well... no, they could be random people...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1256 on: May 16, 2010, 09:26:49 AM »
(Don't know if this has been said already)

Cassie: *Strolling down the cages in the clinic pointing at each injured animal* Tobias ordered that for lunch, dinner, oh wait that one is breakfeast, and the squirrel for dessert! *Scoops the animals into a doggie bag*
That'sssss a very nice possssst you have there... It'd be a sssshame if something happened to it...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1257 on: May 16, 2010, 09:44:49 AM »
Tobias: Cassie, I think I'm getting sick again.

Cassie: Tobias, I am not going to keep putting you in a cage at the clinic just because you're starting to like it when my dad sticks pills up your rear end.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1258 on: May 16, 2010, 10:48:17 AM »
ROFL! Wow major unnapropriate however still good!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1259 on: May 16, 2010, 12:56:51 PM »
Actually that may indeed be a tad inappropriate.


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