I really should be asleep/studying but I couldnt resist. . . .
During a terrifying battle with Visser 3 as a huge monster with tentacles
Cassie : "OMG Rachel you're losing way to much blood, you have to morph out NOW!"
Rachel : "But Visser 3, he'll see me . . . "
Jake: "It doesn't matter Rachel, morph out. Do it! NOW!!!!"
Rachel : "Okay, okay, Im demorphing."
Rachel begins to slowly demorph from Grizzly bear to human girl
Visser 3: "Hahahaha now you are mine, shall I kill you all slowly or make you into controllers????"
Ax : "You will never take me alive yeerk filth!!!"
Visser 3: "We shall see about that my young Andalite friend. I know many yeerks who would love . . . .oh my . . . ."
Visser 3 spots Rachel who is now fully human
Visser 3 : "Oh my my my, what do we have here? Such beauty! Such innocence! Where have you been all my life? I have searched the galaxy far and wide for a girl just like you. Now where are my manners, my name is Visser 3. Im a Gemini, I love long walks on the beach and I have a puppy Bichon named Waggle. Whats your name my dear? Do you believe in love at first sight?"
Rachel : "ahhhhhh . . ."
Visser 3 : "Speechless? Why so am I, it's not everyday that you meet your soul mate. Let me demorph so we can be together for . . ."
Ax uses his tail to slice Visser 3's head off.
Everyone is speechless
Marco : "Soooo let me get this straight. For the past two years this war has brought on nightmares, sleepless nights and no time for dating and Rachel's BEAUTY was the key to win this war? Forget this, Im going home."
Tobias : "Thats my girl Rach"
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The Animorphs are at Ax's scoop
Rachel: "Noooo Ax, Im sick and tired oh 'these' messages. Marco change the channel."
Marco changes the channel to the six oclock news
News Reporter: " . . . . the world's food crisis has reached a critical level as the American mall food courts seem to be running low on food. . . ."
All the Animorphs stare at Ax
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My name is Marco. I can't tell you my last name. I can however tell you my closest friends names. I can tell you that I live in the same city as the 'Gardens': a one of a kind zoo/amusement park. I can tell you that Cassie's mother works at the Gardens, she looks after the animals. I can tell you that Jakes dad is a GP, Rachel's mother is a lawyer and her father is a news anchorman. I can tell you my assistant principles name, and that I go to a public junior high school with vomit green floors. I can tell you that I live in an American city so big that it is the main city the Yeerks are centred in. I can tell you what all my friends look like, the ones who are fighting these Yeerks. I can tell you that my mother is Visser One. I can tell you many things that may help the Yeerks identify me - I just can't tell you my last name. Just so we're clear on this.
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The Animorphs are in Cassie's barn
Jake: "Erek said he would meet us at 4pm, he must be running late."
Marco : "Maybe he should pretend to be a watch so he can get here on time. Soooo while we're waiting on someone who was probably friends with Leonardo Devinci. . . . "
Ax : "Oh yes I have learnt that there are many people on this earth who are as old, maybe even older than Erek the Chee."
Everone stares at Ax
Cassie : "No Ax, it just isn't possible."
Ax: " You are wrong Cassie, but this I will forgive as many humans see them as a myth. I am currently reading a biography about a boy named Edward and a girl named Bella who are very much in love. Many of the people they associate with may even be older than Erek, I must ask him if he knows any of them. Although if he is friends with the Volturi I must ask him to stay away, they almost broke Bella and Edward up. . . . .I do like it how Edwards sparkles in the sunlight, he is very romantic."
