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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #810 on: September 17, 2009, 10:45:53 PM »
Tobias: Marco?
Marco: Yeah?
Tobias: What are you doing?
Marco: What do you mean?
Tobias: That's my breakfast, I caught that rabbit, and you're not even in morph!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #811 on: September 17, 2009, 11:27:40 PM »
Tobias: Hey Jake, remember after we first got the morphing power and I morphed my cat, you thought-spoke to me while human? How come you guys don't use thought-speak as humans more often? It would be useful.
Jake: Don't be ridiculous, Tobias! You know that we can't use thought-speak when not in morph! You've obviously been a hawk too long.
Tobias: Oh. Well I could have sworn that happened.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #812 on: September 18, 2009, 05:21:37 AM »
Tobias: Marco?
Marco: Yeah?
Tobias: What are you doing?
Marco: What do you mean?
Tobias: That's my breakfast, I caught that rabbit, and you're not even in morph!
My question: Did he cook it? Because rabbit isn't bad, cooked ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #813 on: September 18, 2009, 10:44:45 AM »
hahaha, it's Tobias's kill. He doesn't cook his kills. :D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #814 on: September 18, 2009, 01:24:29 PM »
 ;D But Marco often cook!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #815 on: September 18, 2009, 01:26:33 PM »
Yeah, but then it wouldn't be funny. Imagining Marco holding a freshly killed rabbit with a chunk out of it and blood and fur around Marco's mouth is funnier than seeing Marco around a fire with a de-pelted rabbit on a spit.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #816 on: September 18, 2009, 01:28:15 PM »
Rachel: marco your so sexy

Marco: Rachel...i love you...take me

Cassie: Jake your a douche why dont we just kill every controller!
Jake: Yo mama's a douche!

Tobias: hey rachel sorry but i found this sexy ass chipmunk a few trees from me so uh yea good luck and all
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #817 on: September 18, 2009, 01:31:24 PM »
Marco: Hey Tobias, please help me!!
Tobias: What's the problem?
Marco: My father invited some friends and I promised to cook for them... But I forgot to buy meat and the shops are closed and...
Tobias: OK, OK, but it's the last time!! *fly away*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #818 on: September 18, 2009, 01:35:38 PM »
Cassie: *walking towards a cow with a butcher knife*

Enough said right there
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #819 on: September 18, 2009, 01:42:30 PM »
Nice one guys.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #820 on: September 18, 2009, 01:45:18 PM »
Tobias: marco...I love cassie dont tell

Rachel: *loving voice* marco


(idk why i found the Rachel sayin marco so funny)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #821 on: September 18, 2009, 06:51:11 PM »
Haha.  Nice work, guys.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #822 on: September 18, 2009, 07:52:32 PM »
Tobias: yo yo yo wassup my nigga

rachel: Tobias...ur not my type


Jara Hamme (however u spell it): [anything more then 6 words]
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #823 on: September 18, 2009, 08:04:14 PM »
Jara Hamee. Dak was like his great times 5 grandfather.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #824 on: September 18, 2009, 08:17:08 PM »
Visser 3: Sub Visser 8!
SV8: Yes sir?
V3: Can I confide in you?
SV8: Yes sir.
V3: I see dead people
SV8: Sir?
V3: I see dead people, all the time. They don't know they're dead.
SV8: Are you seeing one now?
V3: Yes *Visser 3 swipes his tail blade and decapitates the Sub Visser*
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