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Offline Chad32

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #765 on: June 05, 2009, 06:48:20 PM »
I'll look them both up.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #766 on: June 05, 2009, 06:56:42 PM »
chad, how have u NEVER seen monty python?!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #767 on: June 05, 2009, 07:01:12 PM »
I dunno. Some things slip past sometimes.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #768 on: June 05, 2009, 08:15:39 PM »
Quote from: estrid on June 05, 2009, 06:56:42 PM
chad, how have u NEVER seen monty python?!
I haven't either... something wrong with that?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #769 on: June 05, 2009, 09:40:15 PM »
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on June 05, 2009, 03:41:59 PM
Bladeship Guard: None shall pass.
Ax: <What?>
Bladeship Guard: None shall pass!
Ax: <I have no quarrel with you, good Sir. But I must access this bridge.>
Bladeship Guard: Then you shall die.
Ax: <I command you to stand aside!>
Bladeship Guard: I move for no one.
Ax: <So be it!>
[Ax cuts off Bladeship Guard's left arm]
Ax: <Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!>
Bladeship Guard: 'Tis but a scratch!
Ax: <A scratch? Your arm's off!>
Bladeship Guard: No, it isn't!
Ax: <Well, what's that then?>
Bladeship Guard: I've had worse.
Ax: <You liar!>
Bladeship Guard: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Ax cuts off the Guard's right arm]
Ax: <Victory is mine!>
[The Guard begins kicking him]
Bladeship Guard: Come on, then.
Ax: <What?>
Bladeship Guard: Have at you!
Ax: <You are indeed brave, Sir, but the fight is mine!>
Bladeship Guard: Oh, had enough, eh?
Ax: <Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!>


lol If the Controllers did the same, maybe the Animorphs didn't win... ^^'
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #770 on: June 05, 2009, 10:02:49 PM »
Absolutely nothing, at some point all of us hadn't seen it. Those were quite entertaining but it might be time we moved on. As an example let's avoid this...

Ax:
CBs aren't a type of meat.
They're a tasty brown white treat!
It's all that I'd like to eat...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #771 on: June 07, 2009, 10:28:48 PM »
Jake: I need a frekin drink

Ax: I have to go use the little alien's room

Ax: <Marco where is the pemalite crystal>.
Marco: I threw it into the ocean. Why?
Jake: are you serious we have to get that thing?

Jake: Animorphs are go!!
Cassie: I am so breaking up with you.
Marco: Yeah, he deserves it. Especially since he shot down my idea. Animorphs... Rock rock on.
Cassie: God help me!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #772 on: June 08, 2009, 12:29:50 PM »
Quote from: morfowt on June 05, 2009, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: estrid on June 05, 2009, 06:56:42 PM
chad, how have u NEVER seen monty python?!
I haven't either... something wrong with that?

Yes, there is seriously something wrong with that.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #773 on: June 09, 2009, 09:13:20 PM »
Just to steer away from Monty Python...

Marco: (singing) Hey Jake, don't make it bad
take a sad song, and make it better
remember, to let her into your hear-
Cassie: Hay guys, what's up?
Jake: Cassie! Can't you see we're trying to do a music number here?
Meanwhile, in the woods...
Ax: (singing) <Hey Tobias, don't make it->
Tobias: No, Ax. Just- no.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #774 on: June 10, 2009, 10:58:45 AM »
Haha.  Nice, Fox
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #775 on: June 10, 2009, 01:27:28 PM »
Quote from: foxglade on June 09, 2009, 09:13:20 PM
Just to steer away from Monty Python...


Don't listen to the noob. You must dive head first into all that is Monty Python!

*Visser 3 is looking into the mirror*
Visser 3: <I deserve good things, I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with.>

*Sub-Visser 357 walks in to see Visser 3 morphing into a puppy*
SV357: Oh, sorry sir, I didn't realize
Visser 3: <Get out! Can't you see I'm having a moment!?!>
SV357: Gaagh! sorry, I just- the door- not locked- I'll leave.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #776 on: June 11, 2009, 09:00:51 PM »
Cassie: Someone get me a flamethrower!

Cassie: Just cut to the chase. How do I kill it?

Jake: We should start a garage band!
Ax: <I do believe I shall claim dibs on maracas prince jake.>
Marco: <uh, Ax there are no maracas in a rock band>
Ax: <Oh, I shall play bongo's then.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #777 on: June 11, 2009, 10:23:30 PM »
*In book 6, when Jake is infested*

Rachel: Okay. We need to split up some chores. We can't really just leave Jake sitting here tied up for three days straight. That's not healthy.

Cassie: He needs to be fed, changed, and bathed.

Marco: Like a baby.

Temrash/Jake: I can do that stuff myself. Just untie me for a few minutes now and then.

Rachel: Nope. We have to do it.

Marco: Who gets to rock him to sleep? Tobias can chirp a little song.

Tobias: Hawks don't chirp.

Rachel: I call changing. Jake needs some new outfits anywa-

Cassie: I call feeding!

Rachel: Okay. Cassie has feeding.

Marco: Wait. That leaves me with bathing? *cringe*

*Later*

Temrash/Jake: Don't forget to scrub my nether region good, and check for ticks.

Marco: Dude. No. Can't Tobias be the tick checker?

Tobias: I already have a job, remember? *attempts to sing a song*

*Elsewhere*

Tom: Jake! Stop using all the hot water!

Ax: I am scrubbing my nether region!

Tom: Whatever you got yourself on today, you need to get off of it!

*Next day*

Marco: We need to rotate jobs

Rachel and Cassie: No!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #778 on: June 11, 2009, 10:27:45 PM »
lol Chad  ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #779 on: June 11, 2009, 10:30:01 PM »
I just think there sould have been some intertaining details mention that could have made that book funnier.
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