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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #465 on: February 24, 2009, 09:34:33 AM »
Jake: So how exactly does the blue box work?
Elfangor: <Well . . . First, shall thou pull out the holy pin, then shalt thou count to tree. No more, no less. Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, except that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.>
Jake: . . . what?
Elfangor: <I said, First-->
Jake: The blue box?
Elfnagor: <Oh that. Put your hand on the side.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #466 on: February 24, 2009, 10:07:47 AM »
beautiful!!!!!
that was awesome man!!!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #467 on: February 25, 2009, 11:41:19 AM »
Rachel: Well it's official Tobias. To strengthen our relationship as of five minutes ago I'm a Bald Eagle forever! Man . . . can you imagine how cute our kids are going to be?
Tobias: Rachel, your Bald Eagle is male . . .
Rachel: . . . huh. I guess I should have thought this out a little better.
Tobias: Yeah . . . I guess so.
Rachel: Hey, since we're both guys now you want to cruise for chicks?
"I would be a ghost of this dynasty before I'd be a general of rebels and traitors!" ~ Pang De, Romance of the Three Kingdoms

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #468 on: February 26, 2009, 07:37:36 PM »
Ok this is not really something in speaking, but... You know those monkeys who are smart enough to talk by pushing the right buttons to say the right word? Imagine what would happen if Marco broke into that building and locked one of those intelligent animals out somewhere where no one could see them and took place in front of that computer himself...
How do you think the researchers wold react if one of these monkeys said...?

May I have mustard on my bananas today?

Why do professor X allways have that ugly hat?

When did professor X washed his/her hair last time? I really want to know, it stinks...

Is that a t-shirt or a tent?



Or maybe this is more like Cassie?


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #469 on: February 26, 2009, 08:05:04 PM »
haha that would freak out those scientists for sure! :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #470 on: February 27, 2009, 05:23:46 AM »
Tom finds a pot of dying yeerks in Jakes' room.

Tom: Jake what is this?
Jake: Only some slugs I am trying to save to impress Cassie...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #471 on: February 27, 2009, 10:30:30 AM »
Something the Animorphs would never do?
A musical number with "Thriller" or "Dont you want me baby?"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #472 on: February 28, 2009, 02:48:54 AM »
Tobias: You're stranded.  I'm an outsider.  We'll always be alone.
Ax: *reading racy Animorphs fan-fics* Speak for yourself.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #473 on: February 28, 2009, 06:45:08 AM »
Publisher: Wow. The Invasion, we'll start printing right away, it's an awesome story, Mr . . .
Jake: I can't tell you my last name.
Publisher: Okay, where do I send your share of the money from the publication?
Jake: I can't tell you where I live.
Publisher: Yes, you covered that in the book, but how am I going to find you?
Jake: Well, we won't let them find us.
Publisher: . . . so basically I can keep all the money?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #474 on: February 28, 2009, 03:25:14 PM »
Jake: I have an idea lets walk back home through the abandoned creepy construction site instead of the safe normal way.
Marco: Good idea because there is absoultly no chance that we will get involved in an interstellar war.

Visser three: that is not the right wallpaper I ordered little mickey mouses with little pink flowers. I'll never shop at Micheals again.

(In episode nine is the next one
Narrator: It was spring time and the woods was teeming with newly born animals Visser three looked at these and laughed marily.
Visser three: MMUUUUUUUUUhahahaha ha.
We must extract the truth from this unbeliever on pain of torture! Get...THE COMFY CHAIR!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #475 on: March 01, 2009, 01:28:43 AM »
haha u guys, these are awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #476 on: March 01, 2009, 04:27:55 AM »
Yeah, this is my favorite thread here, everyone lets their hilarity shine out for all to see :P
"I would be a ghost of this dynasty before I'd be a general of rebels and traitors!" ~ Pang De, Romance of the Three Kingdoms

"My brain! My brain! Me hurty to think!" ~ Zim, Invader Zim

"Fight it off? You must have me confused with someone who's brave." ~ Church, Red vs Blue

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #477 on: March 03, 2009, 01:00:05 AM »
Publisher: Wow. The Invasion, we'll start printing right away, it's an awesome story, Mr . . .
Jake: I can't tell you my last name.
Publisher: Okay, where do I send your share of the money from the publication?
Jake: I can't tell you where I live.
Publisher: Yes, you covered that in the book, but how am I going to find you?
Jake: Well, we won't let them find us.
Publisher: . . . so basically I can keep all the money?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #478 on: March 03, 2009, 09:57:35 AM »
^ Lol that was amazing.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #479 on: March 03, 2009, 01:16:12 PM »
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it :P

I just wish I could come up with another, I'm totally drawing a blank :'(
"I would be a ghost of this dynasty before I'd be a general of rebels and traitors!" ~ Pang De, Romance of the Three Kingdoms

"My brain! My brain! Me hurty to think!" ~ Zim, Invader Zim

"Fight it off? You must have me confused with someone who's brave." ~ Church, Red vs Blue