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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #285 on: January 22, 2009, 06:17:56 PM »
More proof that the show sucks.

Ax:  Twenty eight minutes!
Marco:  What minutes?  Earth?  Andalite?
Ax:  Everyone's minutes.
Marco:  No, they're not!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #286 on: January 22, 2009, 06:24:05 PM »
Quote from: horsefan1023 on January 22, 2009, 06:17:56 PM
More proof that the show sucks.

Ax:  Twenty eight minutes!
Marco:  What minutes?  Earth?  Andalite?
Ax:  Everyone's minutes.
Marco:  No, they're not!

Oh no, he did not say that!

"We have twenty eight of your minutes left."
"Ax. You're on Earth now. They're everyone's minutes!"

That's how it's supposed to be. Everyone knows this.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #287 on: January 22, 2009, 09:06:57 PM »
I didn't remember it!! How! It's horrible T_T
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #288 on: January 22, 2009, 09:47:08 PM »
Visser three: Wait. Have I used all my kick but morphs?
Jake:Apparently.

Visser three:Prepare to die! Andalite scum say now thy final words.
Cassie: You suck.

Tobias: Bombs away!
Rachel: he didn't
Cassie: he did
Visser three: What is this on my face?
Terrified underling: a bird waste product.
Not so scared underling: that's what I call Andalite filth.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #289 on: January 22, 2009, 10:11:41 PM »
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Quote from: Nohensen on January 22, 2009, 06:24:05 PM
Quote from: horsefan1023 on January 22, 2009, 06:17:56 PM
More proof that the show sucks.

Ax:  Twenty eight minutes!
Marco:  What minutes?  Earth?  Andalite?
Ax:  Everyone's minutes.
Marco:  No, they're not!

Oh no, he did not say that!

"We have twenty eight of your minutes left."
"Ax. You're on Earth now. They're everyone's minutes!"

That's how it's supposed to be. Everyone knows this.

I know he didn't say that, it was something he would never say.  As in, the thread.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #290 on: January 23, 2009, 03:23:19 AM »
Hahahaha good ones, Galladerotom ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #291 on: January 25, 2009, 04:34:24 PM »
haha, nice one

Jake: Whoa-ho-ho!
Tobias: Yeah baby!
Jake: Damn, that girl is fiiine
Tobias: She's hot!
Ax: I do not understand, how can you tell if one female has a higher body temperature than another?
Jake: Hey, look! That girl's got legs!
Ax: *frustrated* Of course she has legs, every human being has legs, correct? So why shouldn't she have legs?
Tobias: You just don't get it, Ax.
Jake: Yeah, see, Ax, telling a girl that she has legs or that she's hot is a complement.
Ax: It is?
Tobias: Yeah, Earth girls like to be told that.
Ax: Ah, strange.
Marco: Hate to bust your party, boys. But Cassie and Rachel are coming!
Jake: Oh, crap!
Tobias: Rachel's gonna kill me! You don't think she's heard, do you, Marco? Do you?
Marco: How am I supposed to know?
Ax: Ah, yes, Cassie, Rachel. Perhaps I can show them what I've learned.
Tobias: No! Ax, no!
Ax: Rachel! Your body temperature is very high! And Cassie, you have, just as every human being does, legs! In fact, your legs are greater than an average human being because they are short!
Jake: ...
Tobias: ...
Marco: *attempting not to laugh*
Jake: I don't know whether to be grateful or ashamed.
Tobias: Go for ashamed since I think Rachel and Cassie know what he was trying to say...
Marco: You know, for once... I'm actually pretty happy I don't have a girlfriend!
Ax: Rachel, you are also very fine!
« Last Edit: January 25, 2009, 05:18:21 PM by Uza-chan »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #292 on: January 25, 2009, 05:19:36 PM »
Ellimist: Will anyone please tell me what's happened

Erek: Yeah I beat this army half to death, but I called the ambulance when I had finished I promise.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #293 on: January 25, 2009, 06:49:45 PM »
Marco: Rachel where in the... have you been. Visser 3 has kidnapped Jake and Cassie!!
Rachel: I was asleep has anything happended before I arrived? *rub her eyes*
Marco: *faint*
Ax: Eh Marco Maaaaa aarcooo co you can't sleep sleeeep before we have rescued prince Jake and Cassie!
Tobias: AAAAAA I'm surrounded by IDIOTS!!!

Jake: Hey Tom look what I can do *morphs a tiger in Tom's room*
Tom: Jake, please leave me alone, can't you see I'm busy?!

Marco: *about Visser 1 who have, for some reason left her brain in their house* OOOh what a cute yeerk. MOM CAN I KEEP IT?

Ax: *drives the blade ship and is about to collide with a mountain*
Visser 3: NOOOO SLOW DOWN...
*Ax miss the mountain with some centimetre*
Visser 3: *throws a book at the floor* I GIVE UP, I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU A DRIVING LICENCE... WILL YOU PLEASE PARK THIS THING NOW BEFORE YOU DRIVE IN TO SOMETHING?!

Marco: Eh Jake I just wanted you to know that I... I... It was an accident... I burned down Cassie's barn! Then I got panic so I told her it was you
Jake:...
Cassie: JAKE YOU... I WILL MAKE YOU A YEERK AGAIN FOR THIS
Jake: Marco did you have to blame ME?! You could have told her it was Visser 3 instead
Marco: Sorry *run away*
Jake: MARCO NO DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH CASSIE!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #294 on: January 25, 2009, 07:26:20 PM »
Hahaha, good one. 

Rachel: Hey, Tobias, why don't you just succumb to the hawk mind?  It would be easier.
Tobias:  You're right.  I'll do it.

That one was prior to book three, by the way.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #295 on: January 26, 2009, 03:31:53 AM »
lol all are really good ones!
For some, I couldn't stop laughing ^^' lol
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #296 on: January 26, 2009, 09:56:46 AM »
Ax: Stupid mouth sounds, Soundzzzzzz. Mo-ouuuth.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #297 on: January 26, 2009, 03:05:12 PM »
Quote from: Uza-chan on January 25, 2009, 04:34:24 PM
haha, nice one

Jake: Whoa-ho-ho!
Tobias: Yeah baby!
Jake: Damn, that girl is fiiine
Tobias: She's hot!
Ax: I do not understand, how can you tell if one female has a higher body temperature than another?
Jake: Hey, look! That girl's got legs!
Ax: *frustrated* Of course she has legs, every human being has legs, correct? So why shouldn't she have legs?
Tobias: You just don't get it, Ax.
Jake: Yeah, see, Ax, telling a girl that she has legs or that she's hot is a complement.
Ax: It is?
Tobias: Yeah, Earth girls like to be told that.
Ax: Ah, strange.
Marco: Hate to bust your party, boys. But Cassie and Rachel are coming!
Jake: Oh, crap!
Tobias: Rachel's gonna kill me! You don't think she's heard, do you, Marco? Do you?
Marco: How am I supposed to know?
Ax: Ah, yes, Cassie, Rachel. Perhaps I can show them what I've learned.
Tobias: No! Ax, no!
Ax: Rachel! Your body temperature is very high! And Cassie, you have, just as every human being does, legs! In fact, your legs are greater than an average human being because they are short!
Jake: ...
Tobias: ...
Marco: *attempting not to laugh*
Jake: I don't know whether to be grateful or ashamed.
Tobias: Go for ashamed since I think Rachel and Cassie know what he was trying to say...
Marco: You know, for once... I'm actually pretty happy I don't have a girlfriend!
Ax: Rachel, you are also very fine!

haha, i like that one!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #298 on: January 26, 2009, 08:13:01 PM »
haha uzachan! dude that so shoulda been in one of the books
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #299 on: January 26, 2009, 10:49:12 PM »
Cassie Fighting yeerks: "Burn Bi***'s BURN!"
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