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Offline Uza-chan

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #255 on: January 17, 2009, 09:43:12 PM »
*attempts to revive thread  :(*

Visser Three: Wait, wait, wait, wait, waaaiiit. No one told me we were supposed to catch these Andalite Bandits! I thought we were just supposed to scare them away!

Cassie: Duuude, what is up with us? Like, I'm sure about ten minutes ago, I...
Jake: Huh? What was that?
Rachel: What was what?
Jake: ... Dunno, thought I heard.. someone... huh?
Marco: Oh man, maybe... maybe drugs wasn't the best way for us to relieve our stress.
Tobias: *erupts in laughter*
Rachel: What's so funny?
Tobias: Well, you see I... uh... dunno
Ax: I doooo not understand... why am I having a haard hard-duh time following this conversation?
Jake: Huh?
Cassie: I swear I was just thinking something... I just can't remember now
Tobias: *erupts in laughter*
Rachel: *annoyed* What's so funny?
Tobias: Do-do, Cassie said "do-do"
Cassie: No I didn't! .... Did I?
Marco: Can't remember
Ax: This-suh... thisssss is very frustrating frus-frus-frustating. Tating
Marco: Anyone notice how Ax is playing with his words?
Rachel: So?
Marco: He's not in human morph
Jake: huh?

And this is why the Animorphs never experimented with drugs :D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #256 on: January 17, 2009, 10:47:15 PM »
Nice one!

Marco:  Hey, Rachel.  Wanna go out for pizza together tonight?  I mean, just us two?
Rachel:  Sure!  I dumped Tobias anyway.  Who wants to date a bird?

Rachel:  Actually, I don't really feel like kicking Yeerk butt tonight.  Sorry.
Marco:  Come on, Rachel!  Don't be so boring! 
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #257 on: January 17, 2009, 11:59:34 PM »
haha, thanks. I totally loled at yours too  ;D

Jake: But he isn't as cute as me, right, Cassie? Right, Cassie?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #258 on: January 18, 2009, 12:14:51 AM »
I gotta few XD

Crayak: Sunshine, Lollipops and rainbows...

Drode: I wanna go work for Green Peace!

Ellimist to Crayak: Why did the all powerful being cross the road?
Crayak: Ooh ooh! Why?
Ellimist: To get to the other side!
Crayak: You are too funny Ellimist. Let's end our years of war!


I lack creativity. -Sigh-
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #259 on: January 18, 2009, 12:10:45 PM »
You do not lack creativity.

Jake: Hey, guys!  Let's join the Sharing!
Cassie: Great!
Marco:  Awesome!
Tom: No, no, don't!  I can't let you!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #260 on: January 18, 2009, 12:17:13 PM »
lol! Crayak & Ellimist convo is ftw! LOL @ your lines horsefan :D

Random Guy: Hey Rachel, uhh, you wanna go out to eat? With me? Um, at Mc Donalds?
Rachel: Mc Donalds? Really? How about... no? I can't go to some place that sells meat! I'm a vegetarian.

Sad thing is, something along those lines actually happened in the show :P

Rachel: Hey, Cassie?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rachel: I've been thinking...
Cassie: What is it, Rachel?
Rachel: Well, isn't there another way, Cassie? Isn't there another way to save the world without killing any yeerks? I mean, cant we just help the people without hurting the people?
Cassie: Well, yeah, of course. But...
Rachel: But, what?
Cassie: *confused* But who would want to?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #261 on: January 18, 2009, 12:22:59 PM »
Nice one, uza!

Visser Three:  You know, Elfangor, instead of eating you, why don't you join me as a voluntary host, you know, for old times sake, when we were friends.
Elfangor:  Sure, why not?
*Walks away arm in arm.*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #262 on: January 18, 2009, 03:44:16 PM »
Visser three: Surrender now!
Ax: throw in a jar of gummy worms and you got a deal.

Cassie: Jake you know I love you, but you're such a frekin frat boy!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #263 on: January 18, 2009, 05:14:48 PM »
Jake:  Visser, um, we aren't andalites, we're actually humans.
Visser Three:  Well, that makes all the difference!  Run off and do your silly human things.

Ax:  Wow!  You humans are so advanced! 
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #264 on: January 18, 2009, 06:28:18 PM »
Wow, these are all so awesomely funny XD

Jake: You know what I don't get?
Marco: What?
Jake: We've grown throughout the whole series, and matured and everything. I mean, three years went by!
Marco: Yeah, so?
Jake: So, how come's no one's ever mentioned how Tobias looks like a little thirteen year-old compared to the rest of us?

Not so funny, but xP
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #265 on: January 18, 2009, 06:34:37 PM »
hahahaha, I think that's funny! HAHA

and now..to continue your joke.

(near end of series)
Cassie: You know Rachel. i've been meaning to talk to you.
Rachel: Yes?
Cassie: This is hard for me to say...
Rachel: Spill it....
Cassie: Well,
Rachel: Well what?
Cassie: The girls at school are making fun of you because you're dating someone who looks three years younger.
Marco: HAHA, sick!
Jake: Yeah, you're dating a little boy! I should beat him up.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #266 on: January 19, 2009, 03:40:01 AM »
lol You're inspired today^^

Quote from: Uza-chan on January 17, 2009, 11:59:34 PM
haha, thanks. I totally loled at yours too  ;D

Jake: But he isn't as cute as me, right, Cassie? Right, Cassie?
Errrrr... In fact Jake EXACTLY say that in the TV show ^^'
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #267 on: January 19, 2009, 04:30:02 AM »
Cassie: "Drill Baby Drill!" or "There's a great sale at Saks Fifth, gotta go!"
Jake: "Let's scrap the mission and go square dancing"
Tobias "Cannon Ball!!!" and dive into the water
Rachel "Can't we all just get along?"
Marco... Not much he wouldn't say... how about "Yes, today is a good day to die"
Ax: "I'll pass" as you offer him anything to eat

What can I say, it's getting late :)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #268 on: January 19, 2009, 05:44:24 AM »
Quote from: AniJen on January 19, 2009, 04:30:02 AM
Cassie: "Drill Baby Drill!" or "There's a great sale at Saks Fifth, gotta go!"
Jake: "Let's scrap the mission and go square dancing"
Tobias "Cannon Ball!!!" and dive into the water
Rachel "Can't we all just get along?"
Marco... Not much he wouldn't say... how about "Yes, today is a good day to die"
Ax: "I'll pass" as you offer him anything to eat

What can I say, it's getting late :)

LOL Square dancing. Good one.

Ellimist: Hey Crayak, want to go out for a cofee?
Crayak: Oh yes! Lets! I shall have a decaff.

Ellimist: I'm not going to meddle today!

Crayak: Kill Jake? Why would I want to do that!? It is Marco I want to kill. That damn Marco...

Crayak: Can't we all be peaceful?

Ellimist: I shall have your soul, Jake!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #269 on: January 19, 2009, 11:28:20 AM »
lol at the marco one. HAHAH

Ellimist: Crayak, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

Tobias: I wish i had gotten stuck as a rat instead.
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