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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1185 on: April 06, 2010, 10:51:31 PM »
LOL steph that was awesome btw.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1186 on: April 06, 2010, 11:37:46 PM »
Jake: I love you, man.
Marco: I love you, too, bud.
Jake: I love you, dude.
Marco: I love you, Bro Montana.
Jake: I love you, holmes.
Marco: I love you, Broseph Goebbels.
Jake: I love you, muchacha.
Marco: I love you, Tycho Brohe.

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« Reply #1187 on: April 06, 2010, 11:42:40 PM »
haha bromance for the win!!! :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1188 on: April 07, 2010, 12:16:08 PM »
Cassie: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Marco: Yo, Tobias, imma let you finish in a second. Now I'm sorry Rachel is gone 'n' all, but I think Michael Jackson's death was the most tragic death of all time. I'm just saaayyyinnn'...

Jake: [a la Joey from Friends] *Looks at Rachel* How you doiiin...?

Ax: <Jake. Be quiet. The grown-up species are talking.>

Rachel: The 1950's are where it's at!

Tobias: <Ax... I've discovered something... Elfangor was my father. Which means you're my Uncle. I can't keep morphing you so we can "do what we do", it would be wrong... Well, it already is wrong, but...>
Ax: <Shhh... I have no problem with being the creepy Uncle...>


AAAHHH!!!
I creeped myself out with that last one! I feel so dirty :(

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1189 on: April 07, 2010, 01:10:21 PM »
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Jake: [a la Joey from Friends] *Looks at Rachel* How you doiiin...?

XD I can't decide whether to be grossed out or to bust out laughing.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1190 on: April 07, 2010, 08:29:53 PM »
On the bright side, I found out that they had good hot dogs. On the not so bright side, I order my cheeseburgers with ketchup and mayonaise. Mayo does NOT work on a hot dog.

Not true! Mayonnaise works on almost everything! Just ask South America! (Trust me, I've been there.)

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1191 on: April 07, 2010, 08:43:18 PM »
Umm.. no. Mayo does NOT work on a hot dog. -_- It makes it soggy and disgusting.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1192 on: April 07, 2010, 08:47:05 PM »
Haha! I guess we'll have to agree to disagree...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1193 on: April 07, 2010, 11:12:47 PM »
It's not prefferable, bit it's better than nothing in my opinion.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1194 on: April 09, 2010, 11:53:15 AM »
Cassie holding a football: Hey jake..THINK FAST! *she hurls it at his head*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1195 on: April 09, 2010, 01:13:14 PM »
Wow. I'm a bit slow on the uptake here...

I just realised Yusuke's profile name is xD
And here I've been sitting here all this time thinking I was being clever with my signature quote :P

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1196 on: April 09, 2010, 03:18:13 PM »
Jake: "Hey Tom, wanna watch 'Invasion of The Bodysnatchers?'

Tom: "I think it's a cruel movie, I mean, they depict the body snatchers as evil murderous creatures without ever learning about them."

*While watching the movie* Jake: "Tom, are you laughing?"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1197 on: April 17, 2010, 01:27:35 PM »
Haha.  That would be AWESOME
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1198 on: April 17, 2010, 01:36:54 PM »
Book 26 The Attack

Jake: Obviously the Howlers are very dnagerous, but they aren't allowed to harm the Iskoort. Not yet, anyway.

Rachel: So how do we beat them?

Jake: There is only one way. We all have to morph Isks and be infested with Yoorts. Ax, you first.

Ax: Yes Prince Jake.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1199 on: April 17, 2010, 09:43:34 PM »
Jake: full power to forward sheilds

Cassie: give me the pretzel or I kill you.

Visser 3: No! No! No! That's not the right wallpaper I wanted mickey mouses. I will never shop Lowes again.

Early in the series...
Jake: Um, why is their a jar with money in the middle of the floor.
Marco: We are having a pool on who's gona get killed off first. Would you like to take a guess.
Book 54
Jake: Rachel! No! Wait, I just won the money. Score!
Marco: No fair! You sent her over there to die in the first place.
Jake: Marco do you seriously think I would send my cousin to a purposeless death for the sake of fifty bucks?
Marco: Yes.
Cassie: aren't you guys just being a wee bit insensitive.
We must extract the truth from this unbeliever on pain of torture! Get...THE COMFY CHAIR!