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Title: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on July 19, 2008, 05:34:23 PM
*Opening Overture*
Hi! My name is Jake, but I can't tell you...where I live!

Chorus: Oh, the Yeerks are out to get us, and we don't know what to do! We're learning how to morph and stuff, in spandex and no shoes! Oh, let's save the Andalite! *Let's save the Andalite!* And run to the zoo! *Zoo, ZOOOO!!!*
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: morfowt on July 19, 2008, 05:37:33 PM
lol...that was awesome. you actually got it to rhyme.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on July 19, 2008, 05:38:01 PM
Thanks! *bows*
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Leonardodavinci on July 19, 2008, 05:38:07 PM
*dies laughing*

*rises from the grave, undead, but still laughing*

ULTIMATE EPIC WIN POINTS GO TO ESTELORE!!!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: ANItiger13 on July 19, 2008, 05:39:46 PM
Lol...Awesome, Este...haha

I can't freaking stop laughing...
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on July 19, 2008, 05:45:41 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

*more bows*

Thank you! Thank you!

----

*Second theme, darker*

My name is Rachel, and I am gorgeous, but do not let that fool you!
If you make a pass at me, I'll TOTALLY rip your head off! I might just do it twice!

My name is Cassie, and I'm a tree-hugger *a tree-hugger!*, but do not let that fool you!
If you threaten my raccoons, I WILL remove your face! And I'd call it being nice!

Both: Oh, we're all in this great big war together! She's a loose cannon, and she's a moralizer, but that is no reason for us not to get along! Our one thing in common is that we both know JAAAAAKE,
*but that is mere coincidence* Absolute coincidence!
Let's go blow up a lake!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: morfowt on July 19, 2008, 05:49:44 PM
*laughs uncontrollably at the last line*
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Qwerty the Charliecorn on July 19, 2008, 05:52:16 PM
*dies laughing*

XD! This is great. Wow, the totally random animorphs thoughts thread somehow became useful.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: lostincyberspace on July 19, 2008, 09:10:06 PM
Marco: I'm a little bit... Hey what is that.... Distracted
I was the last one who Reacteeeeeeeddddd.
[Chorus]
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Nateosaurus on July 20, 2008, 12:05:31 AM
Hahahaha okay, Estelore, this rocks. I had my doubts, but this is hilarious!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: ANItiger13 on July 20, 2008, 01:50:34 AM
hahahahahahahahahah aha...

Amazing.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on July 20, 2008, 12:52:13 PM
 ;D

I am Tobias, and I have serious family issues. You may want a box of tissues,
when I tell you my personal sob-story!

I am Aximili, and I'm an arrogant alien creature! My great redeeming feature
is that I fight for freedom instead of glory!

T: I'm stuck in the shape of a hawk!
A: Ford is like a rock!
T: My dad died in a galactic war!
A: Mr. Clean will work on your floor!
T: My girlfriend wants me to go to the prooooom!!!

(Recitative) A:...Yeah...man, that DOES suck, doesn't it? I mean, with the whole 'might get trapped as a human forever' thing? Ouch, man. Ouch.

(Recitative) T: I KNOW! SERIOUSLY?! I can FLY. Why in Hell would I want to DANCE?! Also, Ax-man, you really need to stop watching "Beverly Hills, 90210".

A: She wants him to go to the dance!
T: I'd have to wear tuxedo pants!?

Rachel: Yes. And I wear a dress. Now, come ON, or I'll turn your face into a mess!
T. & A.: Rachel knows best!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Leonardodavinci on July 20, 2008, 01:27:22 PM
For such a dark and twisted musical... this is hilarious. I would kill to see this... (Kristen Chenowith as Rachel, anyone? :P)
(http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/97/26/0000029726_20061024130344.jpg)
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Qwerty the Charliecorn on July 20, 2008, 01:29:21 PM
I would too. I would die laughing.

Este, what musical mood were you goin' for in the "opening overture"?
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Leonardodavinci on July 20, 2008, 01:30:06 PM
PS: We NEED this recorded!
ANIMORPHS! The Musical

Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on July 20, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
The Overture is supposed to start out almost operetic [anywhere it doesn't rhyme and doesn't say recitative], and it immediately turns into a 'Gilbert & Sullivan' type sound when it begins to rhyme. Think 'Pirates of Penzance' meets 'The Mikado'.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: zaprowsdower on July 20, 2008, 01:42:03 PM
Gilbert&Sullivan is a torture method >:( ;)
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Qwerty the Charliecorn on July 20, 2008, 01:48:05 PM
Hmm... Yes, yes. Yes... Perhaps with some muscial studying and patience... And a working microphone...
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Leonardodavinci on July 20, 2008, 02:38:54 PM
Este, you gonna pull a "RENT" theme, or no? :P
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on July 20, 2008, 04:06:06 PM
Quote
Gilbert&Sullivan is a torture method

Until you've played the synthesized oboe (keyboard, technically) for P.o.P., and had it stuck in your head for a solid five months, you do not know the concept of 'torture'. >:D

*shudder*

Rent theme? How do you mean?
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Qwerty the Charliecorn on July 20, 2008, 04:14:16 PM
Have you not seen, or even heard of the musical, "Rent"?
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on July 20, 2008, 04:14:49 PM
Of course, I've seen it. I still don't know what he means, though.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Qwerty the Charliecorn on July 20, 2008, 04:17:53 PM
Eh, me neither.

I've seen enough musicals in this life time to know that the Animorphs musical would require super-sklilled actors who can contain their laughter for longer than five seconds. :P
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Leonardodavinci on July 20, 2008, 04:46:56 PM
we COULD try..

and when I say "theme", I try to refer to the music... or would it be full orchestra? :P :P :P :P

ANIMORPHS! The Musical! With an ORCHESTRA of over 50 members! (trying hard not to crack up, and failing miserably)
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: zaprowsdower on July 20, 2008, 05:38:43 PM
Torture is watching "Manos: The Hands of Fate" without MST3K :P
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Qwerty the Charliecorn on July 20, 2008, 07:02:29 PM
Quote
we COULD try..

and when I say "theme", I try to refer to the music... or would it be full orchestra?   

ANIMORPHS! The Musical! With an ORCHESTRA of over 50 members! (trying hard not to crack up, and failing miserably)

Yeah! Oh yeah, and don't forget the dancing. You can't have a musical without lots of dancing. :P

This is bringin' back some funny memories...
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Animorphsjake on July 22, 2008, 06:15:23 PM
Ha ha it'd be called


ANIMORPHS SCHOOL MUSICAL!


lol jk high school musical sucks in my opinion and this doesnt this is  ROFL man record this!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: zaprowsdower on July 22, 2008, 10:16:19 PM
I was in High School Musical so no one has more room to complain about it than I do :P!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: ANItiger13 on July 22, 2008, 10:20:24 PM
Quote from: venemousspiderwookiee on July 22, 2008, 10:16:19 PM
I was in High School Musical so no one has more room to complain about it than I do :P!

Haha...Really? That sounds...not very fun?
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: morfowt on July 22, 2008, 10:29:56 PM
sure there is. if someone was in 2 musicals, that person has more room to complain.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: zaprowsdower on July 22, 2008, 10:34:45 PM
Try 3 ;D :)
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: -1-2-3- on August 21, 2008, 02:01:54 AM
wow.... why? why would you do that?
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Touquie on August 25, 2008, 11:18:05 AM
Why have I not seen this before?  This is awesome Estelore!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on August 25, 2008, 03:58:40 PM
Hahaha! Thanks, Touquie! You guys are welcome to add to it, as you like.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: V2113 on August 26, 2008, 06:03:29 AM
I can imagine Ax's being so much longer.

Mr. Clean cleans floors,
Ford knows best,
So does Honda,
And all the rest!
These Messeges! These Messeges! These Messeges! So much information in-
These Messeges! These Messeges! These Messeges! It's a sensation in-
These Messeges! These Messeges! These Messeges! It's my favorite show!

I am giggling uncontrollably at all of these just so u know! :happy30: :happy30:
Let's give Estelore a hand!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on August 26, 2008, 06:25:35 AM
Ahahaha!

*bows*

Thank you, thank you!

You're no slouch, either, T.Fan!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: V2113 on August 31, 2008, 04:32:59 PM
Thank-you  ;D
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Liz on October 12, 2008, 03:37:16 AM
This is hilarious. xDDD

Are you planning on actually writing the music for these songs?  I'm kind of tempted to do it, myself.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on October 12, 2008, 09:22:25 AM
Jeeze, no!

Haha, you are most welcome to it.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: V2113 on October 16, 2008, 03:45:36 PM
For mine it's sort of a classical type of tune. Slow at the beginning and then when it gets to the These Messages! parts it's REALLY fast.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Azguard on October 16, 2008, 05:39:43 PM
 let's film it!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: V2113 on October 19, 2008, 01:29:55 AM
Why not? Then girls will boo Tobias off the stage for dissing Prom and guys will cheer because he is stating the very thing they were trying to get their girlfriends to understand.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Faerie Larka on December 30, 2008, 07:42:23 PM
Hahahaha.  This is awesome!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: V2113 on December 31, 2008, 01:01:22 AM
You bet it is!

I think.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Stasiea on January 10, 2009, 05:13:15 PM
*laugh until I cry* Please stop this I´cant stand it anymore!!!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: kathryn on January 15, 2009, 09:11:06 PM
Here is a song for tobias it starts all slow with a piano  then BOOM rock n roll at the chorus

in this scene tobias is singing to rachel

___________________ ___________

When I was a young boy
I played with my one toy
and dreamed of another place
where the sky was my face

and now that the evening has passed
I can dreammm attt last
and flyy so fast

*CHORUS*
Becausee when I got my wings
I felt the need to sing
andd fly across the world

andd you are an angel
and I am a hawk
but that doesnt make me stopp...


___________________ ______________

yea thats the song




Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Azguard on January 16, 2009, 11:15:28 AM
HAHHAHA, THAT is AWESOME!!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Faerie Larka on January 16, 2009, 12:00:14 PM
Hahahahaha.  Very nice.  Applause. :clap:
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: V2113 on January 27, 2009, 09:06:33 PM
:wow:
talk
about your
chin dropping song!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: demos666 on January 27, 2009, 09:37:12 PM
Quote from: kathryn on January 15, 2009, 09:11:06 PM
Here is a song for tobias it starts all slow with a piano  then BOOM rock n roll at the chorus

in this scene tobias is singing to rachel

___________________ ___________

When I was a young boy
I played with my one toy
and dreamed of another place
where the sky was my face

and now that the evening has passed
I can dreammm attt last
and flyy so fast

*CHORUS*
Becausee when I got my wings
I felt the need to sing
andd fly across the world

andd you are an angel
and I am a hawk
but that doesnt make me stopp...


___________________ ______________

yea thats the song


Excellent song, you have a a talent for this
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Zana89 on February 02, 2009, 02:17:36 PM
Hahahaha, this is awesome! So funny!  :clap:
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Azguard on February 05, 2009, 06:13:50 AM
wow, she only has 2 posts. i wonder what the other one is like!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Horsefan1023 (Seal) on February 07, 2009, 03:43:59 PM
Me too.  How do we find it?  Richard!  We need you to work your RAF magic!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Faerie Larka on February 07, 2009, 03:49:16 PM
Well I'm not Richard but: Click her name, then scroll down to 'Show the last posts of this person.'
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Estelore on February 13, 2009, 02:55:16 PM
If Marco were to decide to take the credit, on national television....


Recitative:
Marco: My name is Marco.
Company: Hi, Marco.
M: And... well... I've got a story to tell.
Oprah: Well, then you just tell it, honey.
M: It isn't really funny.
O: I'll give you tonnes of money, if you tell it!
M: Well, that changes things. Speaking of changes...
Company: Changes?
M: Everything is changing.

*opening of Chorus Line, "da da da-da-da DAH!"*

My mom's a Yeerk, my dad's a jerk who sits around and watch-es tv!
My best-friend's brother's parasite is servant to the Visser that is in conflict with Visser One;
I gotta' act like mom is gone;
I have no strength to carry oooonnnnnn....!!
And that's the deal with me.

I gotta' say, this life's a joke,
like being bees inside a hive?
Seriously, man, that sh**'s INSANE.
I'm sick of all the fear and pain,
and any other decent bloke
just wants to live his life the way
the normal people do.
Now, I'll admit that Jake's okay,
and I am smarter anyway,
so if does just what I saaaaay...!!
...then we'll escape alive.

Cassie with her moralizing
messing up my strategizing,
Rachel with her temper
always fudging up the plan,
Tobias with his whiny act,
and Ax with his sheer lack of tact,
and Jake who just can't take the faaacts...!
Well, I'm the leader, man.

Oprah: So... what you're saying is...?

Marco: I'm the leader, in control, pulling the strings behind the scenes.
I'm the leader, on a roll, keeping us alive and manipulating things.
Sure, Ellimist can play his games,
but in the end, the end's the same.
I'm the leader, so forget about what's-his-naaaaame!!!!
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Mr. Guy36 on February 14, 2009, 01:36:33 PM
Awesome. I followed this before, but I thought it died. Looking forward to more songs.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Alic on February 15, 2009, 01:00:19 AM
Okay. Love it.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Faerie Larka on February 16, 2009, 04:06:19 PM
Haha.  Nice, Este.
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: piff on March 06, 2009, 09:33:58 PM
Quary: im confused
Title: Re: Animorphs: The Musical
Post by: Shark Akhrrana on May 07, 2009, 12:50:04 PM
wow i laughed so hard reading all teh songs XD