Alright! Let's Play!
Why are these pokemon following me?
Oh no! It fell! Don't worry I'll-
The hell?
Okay, never going swimming again.
I don't like this movie...
Wait, what? How did I get here?
Oh, hey! A way out!
Oh, that's right, I passed out from the heat exhaustion. That explains the freaky dream.
Wait, why was I riding in the back anyway?
Well I guess quaint is nice...
You're not even going to try explaining why you told me to ride in the back are you. I bet it had something to do with that greasy driver didn't it.
You're just trying to get rid of me aren't you...
Guess this is my room. Not too bad actually.
Well except the lack of a door...
Eh, it's fine where it is.
I want a door.
Okay, let's check the desk!
What the hell? It doesn't even have solitaire! This computer sucks!
And there's no cable up here, maybe mom has it setup downstairs...
I wanna watch Stargate.
Dad? Why the hell would Dad be on TV? Did he win the lotto? 'Cause I want a motorcycle.
That's nice, am I getting a motorcycle or not?
There's no motorcycle, is there...
Guess I'll just find this Birch person...
My incredible detective skills tell me that this might just be his house.
I'm Jax. Are you Mrs. Prof. Birch?
Wait, you're gonna let some strange guy you've only just met go up to your daughter's room alone. Well aren't we mother of the year.
Alright, I guess it can't hurt if her mom says it's okay.
Oooh, wonder what's in here. Let's see!
I'm sorry! I just wanted to know what it was, please don't hurt me!
Please, I'm too young to die!
Oh... Well this is embarrassing.
Um, no offense but you aren't really-
Oh, sorry, I thought you meant something else...
Lies, all of it. Especially the bit about those Miltanks in Wisconsin. I had absolutely nothing to do with that.
Ummm, I'm flattered, really, but-
You're helping your dad study wild pokemon by getting on your computer? No wonder people look down on our generation.
Back outside! I should go see if the professor's in his lab, maybe he'll have something to keep me occupied until- Hey, what's that little girl looking at?
Hi little girl, what are you looking at?
Scary pokemon? Well then, I'll just be heading home then.
Umm, I'm not sure I like where you're going with this...
But... I... *sigh* Fine...
Stupid little girls with their innocent little faces.Great, now I have to help...
Are you kidding me? You're running from that little furball?
Okay, fine. Let's see what you've got in here...
A giant bug with swords for hands
A Floating Gasbag,
Or a platypus with a migraine.
Decisions, decisions...
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Alright, I admit to some minor hacking. But only a little. Anyway here's how this'll work: submit nickname suggestions for whichever starter you want me to pick and I'll go with the one with the nickname I like best.