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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2012, 10:52:20 AM »
Jake fearless leader, that's who I am
I make the terrible decisions that no one else can
Even if it kills me from the inside
I gotta do it for the sake of the war

I've gt a crush on Cassie
though she isn't very hot
I think she looks sexy
In those walmart overalls

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My cousing killed my brother
cause I told her so
Now I´m going catatonic
Just leave me alone
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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2012, 08:06:42 PM »
You realize most of that didn't rhyme at all right?
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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2012, 10:05:08 PM »
You now understand rap.
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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2012, 01:10:41 AM »
Hmmm. If I dare.
Drode v Rachel
Spoiler for mild swearing. Some plot, but hard to glean from context

[Spoiler]
Drode:
On behalf of my Magnificient Master,
Crayak, the original bringer of Disaster
I, the Drode, present you a deal
And I know, for you, it has quite the appeal
Rachel Rachel of the Darkest Heart
You know that you want a better part
And I'm right here, to make you an offer,
Just put your boy Jake into a coffer
I know you want to, I've seen into your soul
We both know that you're out of control
Come now girl, just step to plate
Show off your skills: give in to the hate!

Rachel:
Drode, Drode you better reload
I'm not gonna stand here and be judged by a toad
I know my part and I do it well
So you can take your offer and go straight to hell
I am the force, the strength, the muscle,
If you knew me at all you'd know I'm too much to hustle
But you? You're nothing. You're Crayak's number 2.
Or refugee from a Skrit Na zoo?
I'm so sorry, to burst your balloon,
You walking talking 5 foot prune
As far as I'm concerned you're full crap
Just like your offer and just like your rap

Drode:
Gasp, my feelings: you've hurt the Drode
I've been playing nice, but now I'm gonna explode!
You're a pyscho, a nut job, a wacko, a witch
What did T.T. say: oh, right you're a ****!
Even what the rat-boy traitor David said was true
You're the broken condom Animorph. Toomin didn't want you
You rant and scream and rave until you're back's against the wall
And the Ellimist lied: you didn't matter at ALL!

Rachel:
Oh Drode, normally you run around creeping like a prowler
But everytime you mad you start screaming like a Howler (oops)
How are you gonna call anyone a ****
when you ride around on Crayak's incorporeal dick?
You say I didn't matter, I wasn't part of the plan?
Then why is it that Crayak wants to put me on demand?
You're master manifests as a Clearasil ad,
Probably evil cuz your the only **** that he's ever had
Now go tell your boss, I've beat him at his dare
And I ripped your ass apart, not even using the bear
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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2012, 05:19:07 PM »
Now THAT is true rap
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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2012, 07:57:41 AM »
Jake v Tom
I know I'm not doing it proper, in that it's not so much about better rapping as it is about arguing the story through rap. rap battling parts are more of an after thought, and the stories a bit glitched as I jump forward and backword in time, but whatever, I enjoyed it.

I picture Jake delivering his part way more intense than he ever was in the books; more beastie boys than Jake-which works cause apparently I referenced them.
Tom too has a persona, but I'm not sure who I was thinking of from the real world-I wanta say lil John, but I don't think that's right.

Spoiler tags for swearing and plot, which is more obtainable for this one than the last one

[spoiler]Jake:
My name is JAKE!
And my story isn't fake
We're fighting off the Yeerks for all the world's sake
I lead my crew in battle, and I utilize the tiger
Defending all of planet Earth from Poland through to Niger,
Put a stop to Visser Three, the slug being callin' Kaiser
But first I'm gonna stomp on his security adviser
Yo (yo!) Tom, I'm talking to you
Or rather should I say the Yeerk inside your head who,
I  swear to God, I'm going to kill
Like the thousands of you buddies, I'm put ya in a chill
So step back Yeerk, cause I'm liscensed to ill

Tom:

Oh. No. I run the sho'
Ev'rybody knows the Yeerk's in Control
It's plain Midget, I already got your brother
And we'll do the same to you, your dad, your dog and mother!
The Andalites say that it's our nature to deceive,
but you know the story, so who you gonna believe
Trust me human, I spit the truth
I'll ground you up like you're illsipar root
Your whole race is my cure for blindness
And know it kid, my raps are the finest

All your best efforts have been vain
If only Tom hadn't chosen a girl over his basketball game
Though you've been an  annoyance, that I freely admit
Leaving me to clean up all of Visser Three's ****,
Now's my time, now I'm center stage
and in my time off Tommy's in a cage
Yeerk 2.0, and I'm king of the court
The next generation, ain't no ****ing Iskoort
Do I really need to spell it out with rhythm and rhyme?
You can't stop me Jake: this galaxy's MINE!

Jake:
I've already beaten Temrash,
you rest assured sure I'll whoop your ass
I'm break your flow,
it's just as hard "Rachel go"
I end this battle now, cause you ain't worth a second look
You're a secondary character till the 53rd book!
Know it slug, you just can't step up
But to Tom, my brother: DON'T EVER GIVE UP!

[/spoiler]
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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2013, 10:33:54 AM »
Oh man, I just read all of these, and I swear, they are BRILLIANT!

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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2013, 02:43:54 PM »
Who else would make for good rap battles?
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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2013, 04:49:49 PM »
Some generic Howler vs.... Erek

Because, why not


Didn't even use swears in this one. Eh, it involves Erek, it's inherently mellow


[spoiler]

Can you even rap battle, or does it go against your program?
Doesn't matter, I can take you out with AOL and porn spam
I'ma knock you offline, I can break your Crystals
And tear your friends apart with a flechette shooting pistol
Life's a game and I  be killing it
you know what I mean
You may be the Android, but I'm a rapping machine
Stick around Chee, and I'll serve you for a while
screw you like a Pemalite: Doggy-style


Ahh my ears, your lyrics so foul
It hurts more to hear you rap than to listen to your Howl
In musical discourse I've studied the best
From Mozart, to Tupac, now let's put this to rest
You'll be gone before you're three
no way you can handle me
been here 50 thousand years and I lived them all in peace,
but even I found joy by taking part in your defeat
You murder countless innocents but were beaten with a kiss,
let me turn a phrase from Bender, put your lips on this


Oh I see, you've been watching Futurama,
While all of planet earth goes through crisis and through drama
You have all this strength, but you've never stopped a crime
You've been a criminal enabler since the dawn of mankind!
I kill because it's fun, but you seem to be a beast
overload on your hypocrisy,
that's the power of my beats

I rewrite the code and I'll really cut loose
1 Chee's enough to put your species in a noose
Show you how I deal with a hater
put you down for good, call me Terminator
pack of kids with me can crush your whole crew
beat you at your game by the end of round two
Say what you will, I end the violence
And all you hear of Howlers now: Silence
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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2014, 08:20:03 PM »
V1 vs V3
Spoiler for compactness. Might sound a bit corny; I could not think of an insult that rhymed with earth so I settled for derp. also v3 is obsessed with hosts  :P  ::) :akanbe: :facepalm: :visser3:
[spoiler]V3:
Host sympathiser! Not cool not dank
I got a better host then u, Edriss, I should get yo' rank.
Imma kill half of earth dead, we still have loads of fun,
I become space monsters, yo' a dead human mom!!!

V1:
Yeah well I gave you earth
You ruined it, derp!  (::))
Why u stupid 'bout humans when you liked our enemies
Humans are epic. You? really?
I would bet on the bandits if that wasn't treason
Seriously Esplin, what's yo' damn reason???[/spoiler]
I made a pic of this but I lost my imageshack password and this computer is not connected to the scanner anyway. :(. It contains V3 with an angry look on his face holding  gun and a microphone (I know that probably wouldn't work with thought-speak but ITS A RAP BATTLE WHATEVS) and V1 in a catsuit with sunglasses and a mike.

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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2014, 12:14:38 PM »
Most of these are gold. And yeah, totally all over the ERB comparisons

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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2015, 08:05:16 AM »
Been sitting on this for a while, which didn't do it any favors.

Edriss v Marco

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Edriss
Bwwwaaaahaha come on!
Do you really think that you could hurt your mom?
You're not a Yeerk slave yet, but you're enslaved by your emotions
How long'd you dream of mommy drifting around the Earth's oceans?
I took Eva,  and no one saw the signs
Now I'll cut you up, just like Jenny Lines
Know my style, I keep it covert
But step to me, and we'll all see you get hurt
I'm the top Visser in the whole Empire,
When I get on the stage, I lite the mic on fire
Sorry kid,  I don't mean to gloat
Jake's not the only one who's got your goat

Marco
Wow, I must say, I'm impressed with your rap
Don't get me wrong it was garbage, but I was expecting crap!
My verses are stronger than a gorilla
Sick, slick, licks, I'm smoother than Thrill'a
Cute and funny, all the ladies know
I'm humble too, but still rock  the show
I'll knock you off a cliff with a lyrical riff
I ain't being paranoid, you're gonna be destroyed
Talkin' lines, I  see A to B
It's why nobody gonna **** with me
I know it's true, you're hard to drown
but this time Yeerk you're gonna stay down

Edriss
Pathetic boy, you're shooting blanks
Go back to dreaming about Tyra Banks
You're like a poodle, all you do is bark
I'll rip you up like a hammerhead shark
I should thank you for toying with Visser 3,
but in the end, I'll make you bow to me
Rhymes aren't the only thing I burrow in your brain,
Be scared kid, I know your name!

Eva
Step back son
I've got this One
I'm the host with the most,
show you how it's done
I know how to rock this body
You messed up Earth and on Anati
Took a host and had children?!
still I'd say your raps are your greatest sin
I'll squash you slug, you're no shark
You'll be gone by the final arc
Now I drop on mix on New Hampshire's cry
"I am Free,
and **** you Die!"[/spoiler]
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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2015, 03:39:53 PM »
That... was amazing. But the auto-censor confused me on the last one.

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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2015, 01:51:34 AM »
Oh brilliant as always.

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Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2015, 03:38:33 AM »
Nice!
All of these are amazing!

That... was amazing. But the auto-censor confused me on the last one.

You do realise you can turn off the auto sensor?
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