From my vantage point beneath his desk, I saw McIntyre shove the office door open.
"FINCH!" The P.I. barked my nickname in exasperation;
<Yessir?>
"Where the hell are you?"
<Where do you think I am?> McIntyre's face turned red, and I struggled to suppress my laughter as he near-frantically searched the corners of the ceiling. Did he really think I'd be a bird in such a small room? Some people never really learn, perhaps, but then, maybe I shouldn't have been so willing to tease my best source of inside information. Mac had helped me get jobs in the past, which had been harder and harder to do since the MacroTek fiasco the last year. I slinked into view.
<Ermine. Down here. Fuzzy little white thing. See me now?> I started to demorph while he talked. <So, why'd you call me here?>
"We have a job for you, but there's a good chance you won't like the stipulations."
<Stipulay->"-schunnnnzs?" My muzzle finally squashed into a recognizable humanoid mouth. Mac was right... I didn't like the sound of that. "Stipulations"... worse than "conditions", and only a little bit better than "requirements."
Mac shuffled a bit, looking uncharacteristicall y uncomfortable.
"Well. Um. You'll have to work with a partner."
"Yeah, what's new? Who is it this time, Odessa or July?"
"Neither."
"...Oh. How bad?"
"Ex-military."
"So bad."
Mac nodded.
"He's a merc. The name tossed around is 'Cobra', and I hear they had to literally trap him to get him to come in."
I winced.
"He sounds visible, Mac."
Visible: the worst quality to have in a client, for a divertor like me. My contact nodded again and grimaced visibly, all too familliar with my working preferences. Time and again I had turned down jobs from him, even in tight times, because a client was too visible, too noisy.
"So... tell me, please, why you even asked me here? You already know my default answer, so tell me what I have to know to change my mind, or I'm leaving as soon as I can hail a cab." I tried to keep my voice level, but the small office was starting to get to me. Funny, isn't it, that it takes morphing small animals to realize you're claustrophobic?
"He sounds visible, yes. He's ex-military, yes. He's also downstairs in holding, so if you are willing at least to consider this, you can meet the guy and find out what's what with him."
"I'm still not hearing the sweet voice of reason in your arguments...."
"-it's international."
"Well, that changes things, doesn't it?" This wouldn't be just a basic distraction job for a private group, and it wouldn't be the corporate spying I'd done for the past months. International issues meant two things: money and options. If I'd been asked, it meant they needed me, specifically.
"Mac, how far do you think I can push the issue?" The issue of funds; how hard can I grind the feds for cash? If they need me, how much are they willing to pay me, in order not to have to hire somebody less skilled?
"Last I checked, four figures was the baseline, and knowing you, it won't be hard to triple their current bid."
"Well, mister MacIntyre, consider me sold. By the way, what sort of international? Are we talking Europe, Asia, Mid-east?"
"Last I heard, it was closer to home, but they aren't telling me much. They just needed me to get to you; usual business. All I know is, there's arms dealing involved."
"Cool. So, where's our noisy new friend?"