Hi, I’m mrlarry. I’m from South Judea, Iowa. Go fightin’ Sparrows! Yep, it’s a great place to grow up. Walking down Main Street at 3 in the afternoon, and dropping in at Abe’s for some homemade cheesecake, well it makes my eyes water and my tummy grumble just thinking about it, yes siree. From time to time I like to check in on ol’ Mrs. Birch, bless her heart, and her prize winning red cucumbers. My high school sweetheart Violet and I used to neck up on Tiger Pond Point. Thought we’d get married but the good Lord had other plans for her in the form of a Plymouth losing control ‘round Reagan’s Curve. After she passed, I took up bookshelf whittling to ease the pain, but golly, I sure don’t meet many ladies in that line of work, ‘specially not ones as pretty as you. Gosh, you’re prettier than a goat on a spring day glistening in the moon shine.
