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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2625 on: January 18, 2017, 10:56:53 PM »
About...animals...c hoking the...chicken...?

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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2626 on: January 19, 2017, 08:39:30 AM »
honestly, I can't help but think that should have come up more. I'm glad it didn't mind you, but the whole animals thinking about only eating or getting eaten, it ignores the large amount of time most of them spend trying to get, off so really...
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2627 on: January 19, 2017, 10:57:06 AM »
That kind of thing did come up*, briefly in #23.  The bit where Rachel morphed eagle and Tobias had some feelings.








*Innuendo not applicable, as most birds including hawks are not equipped with that function altogether.
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2628 on: January 19, 2017, 01:00:54 PM »
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2629 on: January 19, 2017, 01:17:12 PM »
That kind of thing did come up*, briefly in #23.  The bit where Rachel morphed eagle and Tobias had some feelings.








*Innuendo not applicable, as most birds including hawks are not equipped with that function altogether.


I don't think that counts, he did a whole spiel on how that was admiring what might best be called spiritual personification of the girl Rachel, not sexual attraction to the eagle Rachel. Very un-euphemism for animals doing it

Now what happened/didn't happened with the hawk in book three, that's about as close as they ever get, and really, especially for Tobias, that should have come up a lot more





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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2630 on: January 23, 2017, 08:50:18 PM »
Gay Bird Sex isn't something you want in kids books
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2631 on: January 23, 2017, 09:26:55 PM »
Yeah, but apparently they didn't even want straight bird sex in their kids book.
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2632 on: January 29, 2017, 09:37:41 PM »
Animal Sex in general isn't something you want in kids books
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2633 on: January 29, 2017, 10:03:18 PM »
this reminds me of pterodactyl porn I once saw

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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2634 on: January 29, 2017, 11:16:36 PM »
Not bestiality if there isn't an actual physical human involved...
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2635 on: January 29, 2017, 11:53:14 PM »
Tobias is mentally human and physically bird and Rachel is a human who is temporarily a bird
I mean if Tobias and Rachel do it like they do on the discovery channel as Humans, it's okay
other than that
not okay
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2636 on: January 30, 2017, 05:30:46 PM »
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2637 on: January 30, 2017, 07:48:40 PM »


One might argue that Tobias is very much a bird mentally and only temporarily a physical human.  Think about the implications.

Think about them.




















Now stop thinking about them you perv.
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2638 on: January 30, 2017, 08:17:47 PM »
I don't think Applegate was thinking about it like that
I hope not
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2639 on: January 31, 2017, 12:25:43 PM »
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