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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2625 on: January 23, 2017, 08:50:18 PM »
Gay Bird Sex isn't something you want in kids books
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2626 on: January 23, 2017, 09:26:55 PM »
Yeah, but apparently they didn't even want straight bird sex in their kids book.
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2627 on: January 29, 2017, 09:37:41 PM »
Animal Sex in general isn't something you want in kids books
Being against kids reading about bestiality is not being a prude
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2628 on: January 29, 2017, 10:03:18 PM »
this reminds me of pterodactyl porn I once saw

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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2629 on: January 29, 2017, 11:16:36 PM »
Not bestiality if there isn't an actual physical human involved...
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2630 on: January 29, 2017, 11:53:14 PM »
Tobias is mentally human and physically bird and Rachel is a human who is temporarily a bird
I mean if Tobias and Rachel do it like they do on the discovery channel as Humans, it's okay
other than that
not okay
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2631 on: January 30, 2017, 05:30:46 PM »
self-discovery channel
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2632 on: January 30, 2017, 07:48:40 PM »


One might argue that Tobias is very much a bird mentally and only temporarily a physical human.  Think about the implications.

Think about them.




















Now stop thinking about them you perv.
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2633 on: January 30, 2017, 08:17:47 PM »
I don't think Applegate was thinking about it like that
I hope not
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2634 on: January 31, 2017, 12:25:43 PM »
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« Reply #2635 on: January 31, 2017, 10:21:25 PM »
Confession: when I was younger I fantasized about Tobias sneaking into Rachel's house in bird morph and then going human and then those two would...

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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2636 on: January 31, 2017, 11:43:14 PM »
They don't call him the big hawk**** for nothing

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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2637 on: February 01, 2017, 12:54:03 AM »
They don't call him the big hawk**** for nothing

I'm going to kill myself now
I'm sorry for that



Hawks don't have those though.  When I said earlier that they are not equipped with that functionality, I meant that they are literally not equipped.

Y'all have been breaking your brains about how birds "butter their biscuits" backwards.

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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2638 on: February 01, 2017, 08:03:27 AM »
so how do birds pour the bisquick
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Re: Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts
« Reply #2639 on: February 01, 2017, 10:46:20 AM »
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