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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #60 on: June 23, 2008, 11:40:04 PM »
cassie: so rachel, when can i come over to get that make over u promised me?

Jake: why the hell do u keep asking ME what to do? why don't u solve ur own damn problems

Tobias: I love bullies

Ax: the sense of taste is way overrated
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #61 on: June 23, 2008, 11:42:43 PM »
Jake: Hey guys I just realized, I can fully morph that howler, why haven't I been using that thing?

Cassie: Look at that monkey, what an idiot.

Tobias: Hey ax, you think cinnabons are delicious, try a beer man.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #62 on: June 24, 2008, 12:30:52 AM »
Jara Hamee: To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more.

Cassie: Take me now Jake!

Rachel: Fashion is over rated. Cassie, can I borrow some of your jeans?

Aldrea: The Hork-Bajir suck.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #63 on: June 24, 2008, 07:55:22 PM »
David: *Gets down on one knee* Rachel, will you marry me? and Jake, will you be my best man

Taxxon: I'm not feeling very hungry today
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #64 on: June 24, 2008, 08:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Duff on June 21, 2008, 12:41:22 AM
Jake: cassie, I think I speak for all of us when I say we've had enough of that tree-hugging bull****


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #65 on: June 25, 2008, 01:29:03 AM »
Quote from: Blue22 on June 24, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Taxxon: I'm not feeling very hungry today

that one's been said already.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #66 on: June 25, 2008, 08:15:32 AM »
Jake: Cassie, SHUT UP!

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Ax: *bopping his head, and shifting his hooves attempting to dance inside an Andalite Fighter, while shooting down Yeerk Bug Fighters*

<I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says I'm Mr. Ro *dodges Bug Fighter*...mantic

I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! >

*3 Bug Fighters synchronize and sequentially explode with every "BOOM"*

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #67 on: June 25, 2008, 09:28:22 AM »
*I just fell off of my bed laughing.*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #68 on: June 25, 2008, 09:43:32 AM »
Quote from: Truth on June 25, 2008, 08:15:32 AM
Ax: *bopping his head, and shifting his hooves attempting to dance inside an Andalite Fighter, while shooting down Yeerk Bug Fighters*

<I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says I'm Mr. Ro *dodges Bug Fighter*...mantic

I'm Mr. Boombastic,
say me fantastic,
touch me in my back she says BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! >

*3 Bug Fighters synchronize and sequentially explode with every "BOOM"*

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lol...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #69 on: June 25, 2008, 09:51:14 AM »
lol Shaggy...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #70 on: June 25, 2008, 11:04:22 AM »
haha nice truth, cept now i cant picture ax saying anything but that haha
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #71 on: June 25, 2008, 10:26:39 PM »
Not sure if this one's already been done...

Tobias: But--but I'm scared of heights!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #72 on: June 26, 2008, 12:31:48 PM »
For some reason, I just felt like doing movie parodies, lol :P

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*having a moment of clarity*

Marco: "Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really really, really, RIDICULOUSLY, good looking?"

Rachel: *stumped*

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*holding a dracon beam to a controller's head*

Ax: < You just have to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky?>

Jake: *annoyed* < Ax >

Ax: < Right, sorry. *leans in closer* Where's the elevator shaft that leads us outta here? >

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Ax: < Judo Chop! Ha! > *smacks a human controller in the neck*

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*A Taxxon walks up next to Visser Three in the meeting room and whispers in his ear. Visser Three narrows his eyes and looks at everybody*

Visser Three: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have all the Hork-Bajir with frickin' dracon beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my limbless colleague here informs me that this cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?

Sub-Visser: Tiger Sharks.

Visser Three: *pauses* Right.

Sub-Visser: They're brainwashed Tiger Sharks.

Visser Three: Are they ill tempered?

Sub-Visser: *stands up straighter* Absolutely.

Visser Three: Oh well, that's a start.

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Ax: *waves his hand infront of a controller < These are not the bandits you are looking for. >

Marco: < Ax, that's not going to-- >

Ax: < Let's go. > *starts walking away confidently*

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Jake: *duckes a swipe from David*

Tobias: *watching from above* < What, no foreplay? >

David: < You killed my father! >

Tobias: *to himself* < Oh, there we go. >

Jake: < No David, YOU killed MY father! >

David: < What? I don't even know your father! >

Jake: < Then why did you kill him!? >

David: < What are you talking about?! He's still alive! >

Jake: < Well, then there's no problem now, is there?! >

*pause*

David: < You killed my father! >


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*Cassie holds out a bird for David in a cage*

David: *pauses* "Wait, so the DNA is in the bird? *whispering* It's so simple."

*yanks it out of the cage and starts stomping on it, with everyone yelling*

Cassie: *faints*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #73 on: June 26, 2008, 12:34:13 PM »
those were great lol
i think my faverite was visser 3 as dr evil
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #74 on: June 26, 2008, 12:47:38 PM »
Quote from: Esplin 9466 on June 26, 2008, 12:34:13 PM
those were great lol
i think my faverite was visser 3 as dr evil

Haha, yeah. That, Ax's judo chop, and Marco's Zoolander speech are my fave :P
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