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Things the Animorphs would never say

Jake – "Alright Tom, I'll join the Sharing"
"I don't like what I'm doing with the team, Rachel, YOU take over!"
"Yippee Ki Yay, Mother f-----!"

Marco – "Aw heck, Jake, I've been meaning to say this for a long time - I love you!"  Jake - "I feel the same way, gimme a kiss handsome!"

Rachel – "Hey Marco, wanna go out with me?"
"A fight? Maybe later, I'm getting my nails done today"
"I think I'm going to quit the Animorphs and become a librarian!"

Tobias – "Okay I'm going to go back and live with my Aunt or Uncle now, stuff this meadow!"
"I'm going vegetarian!"

Cassie – "Die Yeerks, die!"
"Oh just let the skunks die, I hate animals"

Ax – "I hate cinnamon buns.. bunz.. bunzuh."
"I'm never morphing human again"

David – "Let's be friends, Rachel."
"Actually, I do want to join the Animorphs after all!"

Visser Three – "Here's a hug!"
"Can't we all just get along?"
"Alright fellow Yeerks, lets forfeit and go home"
"Yay! It's the andalite bandits!"
"So these two nuns walk into a bar..."
"No I'm not going to chase the andalite bandits any more... I have a new job now - I'm taking up basketball!"
"You feeling lucky, punk?"

Now people, add some more, and use some other characters too if you can think of some stuff they aren't likely to say.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2008, 05:59:55 AM by SuperClaire »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2008, 06:02:14 AM »
Um...oh how about this?

Elfangor - "I'm glad I created the abomination"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2008, 11:20:29 AM »
Jake: That was incredible Marco. Now remember the deal, next I get to be Rachael!

Marco: So here's my plan, we attack the Yeerk Pool in panda morphs.

Tobias (looking at an injured squirrel in the clinic): Can I get a doggy bag for that?

Rachael: So we hit the Yeerks with a leaflet campaign, if that doesn't work then I will write a strongly worded letter to Visser 3.

Cassie: Kill them, kill them all, I want blood! (insane laughter)

Ax: I no longer wish to fight the Yeerks, I wish to move to Hollywood and acquire the man you call Johnny Depp .....

Visser 3: Alright you little scamp, I'll let you off this time.
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Ok everyone, chill out, lets not say something we might regret later
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2008, 11:22:16 AM »
Tobias - "I hate flying."

Rachel - "Marco, you're so funny."
Marco - "What? No I'm not. I'm not funny, cute or smart."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 02:36:09 PM »
Visser Three – "You feeling lucky, punk?"
I could actually picture Visser Three saying this in one of his ****ier moments when he thinks that he's completely captured them.

Marco: So here's my plan, we attack the Yeerk Pool in panda morphs.

I could totally picture Marco saying this!! :D
But the queston is...why are they morphing pandas?
Fanfic idea, right there :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 02:38:06 PM »
I went with pandas because they were the most rubbish animals I could think of. Perhaps I shouldn't have given that one to Marco though.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 03:28:55 PM »
It could happen...

if the Yeerk Pool was made of BAMBOO!! Hah!


Jake: Come over here and say that to my face, Pil-grim. (Syllable by syllable, in the John Wayne style)

Cassie: I've found an alternate entrance to the Yeerk Pool! Now, just to clear away this giant Redwood tree standing on top of it....

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 07:29:28 PM »
Jara Hamee- "E equals MC Squared."

Erek- "I'm really more of a cat person..."

Visser Three- "Do the Andalite bandites want a cookie?! I baked them with extra sugar and chocolate chunks... of love!"


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 07:31:14 PM »
Tobias: LEAPING LIZARDS, AX-MAN! It's Visser Three!

(sorry...couldn't resist the Batman and Robin reference...I really do need professional help, I think...but, then again...Naaaaah!)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 08:06:07 PM »
Garatron Inspector: You guys are going way to fast for me.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 08:11:00 PM »
Visser One: "No council, Visser Three is quite competent"

Visser Three: "Gee, thanks guys"

Chapman: "Sorry Visser my bad
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 08:11:31 PM »
actually, Dak was a seer, remember? Jara was the regular hork-bajir.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 08:31:22 PM »
oh yeah, that's right. I always flip-flop their names....
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 10:42:52 PM »
David - "Oh thank you wise and wonderful animorphs for letting me join"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2008, 10:43:47 PM »
uhh... he did say that
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