Things the Animorphs would never say
Jake – "Alright Tom, I'll join the Sharing"
"I don't like what I'm doing with the team, Rachel, YOU take over!"
"Yippee Ki Yay, Mother f-----!"
Marco – "Aw heck, Jake, I've been meaning to say this for a long time - I love you!" Jake - "I feel the same way, gimme a kiss handsome!"
Rachel – "Hey Marco, wanna go out with me?"
"A fight? Maybe later, I'm getting my nails done today"
"I think I'm going to quit the Animorphs and become a librarian!"
Tobias – "Okay I'm going to go back and live with my Aunt or Uncle now, stuff this meadow!"
"I'm going vegetarian!"
Cassie – "Die Yeerks, die!"
"Oh just let the skunks die, I hate animals"
Ax – "I hate cinnamon buns.. bunz.. bunzuh."
"I'm never morphing human again"
David – "Let's be friends, Rachel."
"Actually, I do want to join the Animorphs after all!"
Visser Three – "Here's a hug!"
"Can't we all just get along?"
"Alright fellow Yeerks, lets forfeit and go home"
"Yay! It's the andalite bandits!"
"So these two nuns walk into a bar..."
"No I'm not going to chase the andalite bandits any more... I have a new job now - I'm taking up basketball!"
"You feeling lucky, punk?"
Now people, add some more, and use some other characters too if you can think of some stuff they aren't likely to say.