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Offline Venom

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Re: Attack of the Zombie Crickets!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2008, 06:41:15 PM »
*gets out of the water with only a slight mutation*

*wipes head with tentacle*

*goes onto huge rant describing what a crimson head is showing resident evil to everyone*

*proceeds to find a rocket launcher and DESTROY the crickets*

*crickets*
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Re: Attack of the Zombie Crickets!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2008, 06:43:50 PM »
*che-Deet che-Deet che-Deet che-DeSTOMP!!!*

*wonders if we are trapped in an endless cycle of...nah, couldn't happen*

*Pulls out a grenade, seemingly out of nowhere, and chucks it at an imaginary creature*

*Bloo: Hey! What was THAT for?!*
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Re: Attack of the Zombie Crickets!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2008, 08:54:24 PM »
*runs up to Shanker, and tells him to use his science-whatso-magic thingy to make the crickets disappear into a vacuum or something*

*turns around, and realizes that I'm surrounded by crickets.*

*grabs a sword from my pocket and threatens the crickets* (because I'm just that cool)
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Re: Attack of the Zombie Crickets!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2008, 09:03:50 AM »
*turns into an Elf, straight outta' Tolkien, and starts firing arrows at amazing speeds into the cricket horde*

*starts counting cricket kills*

*41...48...57...*

*Wait...I don't have that many arrows, though....*

*What have I been shooting at the crickets?*

*"I am cinne-mon, I is da winna' mon!"*

*drops bow and runs away from the cereal commercial, brought to life*

*crickets follow in hot pursuit*
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Re: Attack of the Zombie Crickets!!!
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2008, 10:50:34 PM »
In another location:

*Gaz42 is on RAF when she hears the chirping outside.*

*she decides to look outside to see what the weather is like*

*She opens the door and looks down on the porch*

*Sitting there is a cricket*

*Gaz42 looks down and says "Aw...a cricket."*

*Seconds later the cricket jumps up and tries to nibble on her shin."*

*"GAH! Get off!" She shakes her leg and notices she is surrounded by sinister looking crickets.*

*She steps on one, but it comes near her dragging itself by it's little stick legs. They chirp for backup!*

*Gaz42 hops on her bike and flees for her life, a cacophony of crunches follow under her wheels. As do zombi-fied crickets*
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