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100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« on: June 11, 2008, 07:55:24 PM »
Please number them. Try not to repeat them, if you can help it. I'll start by going through all the cliches.
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1. Be Rachel

2. Be Tom

3. Be either of the Yeerks that Controlled Tom
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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2008, 07:58:13 PM »
4. an injured taxxon
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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2008, 08:21:10 PM »
5. Disobeying a direct order from Visser 3 (that guy.... he didnt get enough loving from his mother(yes I know the yeerks dont have parental figures it was a joke))

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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2008, 08:22:38 PM »
6. steal a cinnamon bun from ax
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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2008, 08:25:18 PM »
7. Be nearby when someone ELSE disobeys a direct order from Visser Three.
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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2008, 08:25:54 PM »
8. Be a mouse in Tobias's Meadow....., or rabbit.........., or skunk......., or I guess any little mammal.

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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2008, 09:33:11 PM »
9. Hear one of Marco's bad jokes.
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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2008, 10:20:47 PM »
be fighting against the animorphs

be fighting an Andalite

be fighting a Hork-Bajir

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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2008, 10:22:24 PM »
NUMBER THEMMM!!!

Sorry. OCD. >:(
The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2008, 10:24:52 PM »
13. Eat a cinnamon bun beside ax.
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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2008, 12:11:18 AM »
14. Letting Marco drive

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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2008, 03:49:12 AM »
15. Walk through a Gleet filter without authorisation.
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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2008, 03:52:41 AM »
16. being the car that marco drives
17. be a trash can while marco's driving
18. be the lawn while marco's driving
19. tell visser three you dare him to kill you with his tail.

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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2008, 05:19:19 AM »

20. Hitting on Tobias within Rachel's earshot.
21. Being Visser Three's personal messenger.
22. Attacking a dog in front of Erek..... while Erek is holding the Permalite Crystal,

Edited the post... sorry... =P
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Re: 100 + Ways to die in Animorphs
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2008, 05:25:32 AM »
20. being a trash can when Marco is driving.

I already said that