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Offline OrcaMorph

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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2008, 04:14:31 PM »
I pick a silverback gorilla.  Practically human, only more badass.  I can still use all human conveniences like toilets, computers, toothbrushes, cars, etc, and I can also bench press a truck.  I can still get layed by very open-minded human women.
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2008, 05:34:08 PM »
O_o

You might crush the toilet.
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2008, 05:41:44 PM »
Quote from: OrcaMorph on June 08, 2008, 04:14:31 PM
I pick a silverback gorilla.  Practically human, only more badass.  I can still use all human conveniences like toilets, computers, toothbrushes, cars, etc, and I can also bench press a truck.  I can still get layed by very open-minded human women.

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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2008, 06:01:10 PM »
could be u know
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2008, 07:15:23 PM »
or worse, that would start a new disease... or a new mutant....  ;D
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2008, 07:25:05 PM »
I would probably want to be an Andalite as an alien or a bird of prey (preferably a Pereguin Falcon).
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2008, 08:19:06 PM »
If i were stuck as a peregrine falcon, or better, a bald eagle, I could do a new show. The Amazing Bird-boy.  ;D
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2008, 08:20:43 PM »
you'd get competition from tobias though, and he's had a lot of experience, so he's going to be hard to beat.
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2008, 08:22:28 PM »
oh yeah... so it would probably be, The Adventures of Bird-boy and his sidekick Boy-Bird! Pretty unoriginal name, plus people would keep forgetting who was the sidekick... Even though I would most likely be the sidekick to Tobias, no one will pretty much remember who was who's sidekick....  ;D
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2008, 07:16:09 AM »
Quote from: Terenia on June 08, 2008, 05:34:08 PM
O_o

You might crush the toilet.

Psh, you might crush the very open minded human women.
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2008, 07:25:11 AM »
If I ever found myself a silverback gorilla with a very openminded human woman trying to make the moves on me I might be inclined to crush her.

Is it murder if you're a gorilla?
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2008, 07:28:45 AM »
I don't know. I don't recall any gorillas in prison...probably not even illegal. :p
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2008, 07:31:25 AM »
Quote from: Terenia on June 09, 2008, 07:25:11 AM
If I ever found myself a silverback gorilla with a very openminded human woman trying to make the moves on me I might be inclined to crush her.

Is it murder if you're a gorilla?

lol i might have to agree with you, you might be killed by poachers or something
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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2008, 10:56:54 AM »
Quote from: morfowt on June 09, 2008, 07:28:45 AM
I don't know. I don't recall any gorillas in prison...probably not even illegal. :p

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Re: If you were doomed to be a nothlit....
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2008, 11:11:46 AM »
wolf or hawk might be fun, but id prob go with chimp

i could end up in showbiz or as a cool trained chimp for some rich chick, or be the mascot of a street gang, straight G'd up
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