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Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« on: June 05, 2008, 12:44:40 PM »
This is a collective story, more than an RPG. I start, and someone else picks up from where I leave off.
The back story: we're all on a cook-out, frying fish and roasting hotdogs and marshmallows, sitting around a big ol' bonfire, sharing stories of the crazy things that happen in RAF. Estelore begins to recount a particularly screwy tale of RAFian mischief....
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Hey, guys, do you remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk? We kidnapped him from Jayne's house and tied him up in my closet, as I recall. Held him there for a week, we did, until he started foaming at the mouth. Then he bit me.
Wait...wasn't that that dog that we picked up?
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 03:28:59 PM »
No, that was me. I don't know how you could have mistaken us, I mean really! And dragging me out the house like that?
Anyway, after I bit Estelore, we went and got Jax and tied him to a chair in a rundown shack in the woods. I remember cause me and Duff took turns guarding him.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 03:35:23 PM »
Yeah, and we gave you that rule sheet and pinned it to the wall...It said:

1. Don't take him to the Gap, McDonald's, or any other known pool entrances...
2. Don't loosed the ropes.
3. Don't fall asleep...

You know, when me and Estelore went back to check on you guys, that list was gone...What happened to it?
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 03:50:07 PM »
Wasn't on my shift. In fact I came a little early that last day and didn't hear a peep out of that cabin.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2008, 03:52:30 PM by Jayne »
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 04:12:33 PM »
Yes, after a month I had realized it was absolutely useless to try to convince Duff to take me to McDonald's every few days...
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 04:24:17 PM »
Who's shift was it when we found Jax floating on his chair in a pool?
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2008, 04:26:20 PM »
Oh, that was my shift of course. *shiftty eyes*
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 05:01:20 PM »
Anyway, after that we didn't let Duff watch Jax. In fact, now we had to prove that Duff wasn't a Yeerk, either.
So...we drugged them both and carried them in a shipping crate out to Area 51, where I unveiled to the guards my true form, frightening the wits out of at least one of the poor chumps. He wet himself.
Good times.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2008, 05:10:15 PM »
You didn't have to change the guys pants.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 05:37:53 PM »
Point taken.
(Hey, Jayne, is that Marvin the Paranoid Android in your signature?)

Well, after THAT fiasco ended, we took Duff and Jax to see the Andalite toilet in Zone 91...which may or may not exist.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 05:39:44 PM »
ha, i thought it was marvin too!
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 05:47:04 PM »
Maybe cause it is. ;D
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2008, 05:56:08 PM »
Yaaay! Another H2G2 fan! WOOHOO!

Ahem. Back to the story.

Who wants marshmallows? Any takers? *chucks a flaming marshmallow, which was previously NOT flaming, but which combusted upon contact with a Star, at Shanker*

*doesn't pay attention to see if he ducked*

Obviously, we couldn't let two potential Controllers leave Zone 91 without being sure of them, so we tied them each to a chair, using Coca-Cola to perform Chinese Water Torture.
'What is the answer? To the Life, The Universe, and Everything?!'
'42, you freak! It's 42! Let me outta' here!'

And that was just the guy that wet himself. You don't WANT to know what we asked Duff and Jax.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2008, 05:59:33 PM »
You know I still think asking Jax about the panties was a bad idea...
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2008, 06:07:02 PM »
So do I, but don't tell Duff!
Remember the thing that he said about S& M...you know...Squash and Melon...I'll never eat a fruit salad again!
That probably should have been the first clue that he WASN'T a Yeerk....
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The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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