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Offline Tim Bruening

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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2015, 05:43:47 AM »
Book 9: A real stinker.

Book 16: Yeerks online!

Book 19: Teenager gets lost in woods, eats mushrooms, stops to smell the flowers.

Book 25: 6 teenagers get lost in Arctic wearing spandex.

Book 44: Teenager gets lost in Australia.
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2015, 07:22:43 AM »
#44: Girl sneaks onto a plane, cheats on boyfriend, becomes a kangaroo and kicks butt.
#52: [spoiler]Kids don't want certain people to eat, so they blow up Subway.[/spoiler]
#2: Girl sneaks into a house to spy on a dude.
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2015, 12:56:08 PM »
Quote from: YeerkSalad on August 03, 2015, 07:22:43 AM
#44: Girl sneaks onto a plane, cheats on boyfriend, becomes a kangaroo and kicks butt.

When did Cassie cheat on Jake?  (I don't recall ANY Animorphs having sex with ANYONE!).
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2015, 02:33:16 PM »
Cheating is not just sexual infidelity. It's secretly dating two different people.
And Cassie didn't exactly cheat on Jake. I was exaggerating her relationship with that Australian kid.
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2015, 05:25:47 PM »
Book 1: Time to Share.

Book 2: The Visitor: Cat scratch fever!

Book 3: The Encounter: This one's for the birds!

Book 4: The Message: A talking bird wonders if obtaining directions from a whale is "weird".

Book 5: The Predator: It was an inside job.

Book 6: The Capture: Teenage boy eats everything in his house.

Book 7: Rachel becomes un-Bear-able.

Book 8: A snake in the grass.

Book 9: Teenage girl makes bing stink about illegal logging project.

Book 10: Android goes postal.

Book 11: I forget what happened in this one.

Book 12: The Falling Girl.
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2015, 05:32:26 PM »
Quote from: Tim Bruening on August 03, 2015, 05:25:47 PM
Book 11: I forget what happened in this one.

Its name is "the forgotten" and it's easily the least memorable book. Hehe.
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2015, 07:01:55 PM »
Jungle... time travel... ants eating Rachel alive... how is that not memorable?
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #67 on: August 03, 2015, 09:02:47 PM »
That scene was actually pretty memorable. Other than that, I'd say the book is pretty much filler.
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #68 on: August 04, 2015, 01:38:40 PM »
Book 12: Crocodile gets crush on male actor.

Book 23: Unexpected person tells hawk: "I Am Your Father!".

Book 37: Kids crash plane into skyscraper.
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2015, 12:26:16 PM »
Whole series: This time, there's actually a legitimate explanation as to why the aliens invade America yet again...
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #70 on: August 10, 2015, 05:33:08 PM »
Both alternamorphs (new summary):

Ghostwriter: So I have my self-insert AU fanfiction, I'll just turn it into second person and add a few half-assed offshoot endings!
KAA: ok, ok, *is not listening*
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #71 on: August 10, 2015, 11:44:24 PM »
Book 2: The Visitor: Assistant Principal seriously injured when stray cat explodes.

Book 3: The Encounter: The Yeerks channel "The Visitors" TV series!

Book 4: The Message: This book is all wet.

Book 5: The Predator: Time for Chapman to call an exterminator!

Book 7: The Stranger: Time for Sharing HQ to call an exterminator!

MM4: Its a wonderful like.
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #72 on: October 26, 2015, 09:56:36 PM »
22: Davel Ship Book
23: Robias Ship Book
33: Tabor Ship Book
48: Craychel Ship Book
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #73 on: October 27, 2015, 06:41:08 AM »
I maintain my belief that 'Hawkward' is a better name than Robias.
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Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
« Reply #74 on: October 29, 2015, 10:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Dpsb5 on October 26, 2015, 09:56:36 PM
22: Davel Ship Book
23: Robias Ship Book
33: Tabor Ship Book
48: Craychel Ship Book

2: Rachel gets all catty.

3: A book that's for the birds.

4: This one is fishy.

5: Marco goes ape!

6: Jake becomes the enemy.

54: The cliff hanger from Hell!
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