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Title: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Bealocwealm on April 23, 2012, 09:49:23 PM
I wrote a rap battle between Ax and Visser Three today. Dunno why. But it was loads of fun. Obviously it's somewhat OOC, and uses language either char probably wouldn't use. This can become the official rap battle thread, if any of you want to write one too!

Ax:
Andalite's on the stage, with a slug on the floor
It ain't just the mucus, you're slime to the core
There's an Ax here to chop you, and that isn't a boast
And it isn't hard to see why you lack voluntary hosts
Because you're hideous, really, you look like the Drode
I'm so ill that my Tria gland's gonna explode
You think you're makin' Visser?
Pull my seventh finger, miss, or
Mister, or something, no really, let me know
Because I hear you got three genders, but you'll never make a grub, ohh!
You'll never see me comin', I can take any form
We got a whole band of warriors, yeah they're my shorm
I'll swing my tailblade and cut you to ribbons
Then swing into the trees and we're outie as gibbons!

Marco: Dude we don't have gibbon morphs.
Ax: What? Why not?
Marco: I dunno, it never came up.
Ax: Wouldn't it be more logical to acquire every possible form?
Marco: We have all we need.
Ax: Do we have unobtrusive flight forms capable of both speedy and long-distance locomotion?
Marco: Absolutely! ... But we never use them, because, I mean: EAGLES! WHEEE!

Visser Three:
Silly Aximili, you look so small
I wouldn't even call you an aristh at all
You're barely prepared to keep your hooves on the ground
How do you hope to do battle when you're playing with mouth-sounds?
You're just a fish out of water, I'm armed with Yeerk technology
And even though they're scared of me, my goons are gonna follow me
I got hundreds of soldiers controlling Hork-Bajir
I'd tell you 'bout their homeworld, but you'd pretend not to hear
I'm a parasite, Andalite, humans are cattle
They can't unite, they kill EACHOTHER when they battle!
I got you in hiding, you're on the run
Maybe focus on strategy, instead of cinnamon buns?
And speaking of deliciousness, here's something to discover
While you were watching pretty fishies, I ATE YOUR BROTHER!

Ax:
Yes I know you killed my brother, and we returned the favour
Though I gotta point out he only supported Yeerks for their flavour
I have a blood oath of vengeance, that ain't cinnamon treacle
I swear by the stars, I'm gonna make you a vecol!
Back it up and pack it up, go back to your own planet
We don't understand surrender, so you'll just have to can it!
We're freein' Alloran so he can stomp on your corpse
Don't you ever **** with Earth, 'cause we're the ANIMORPHS!

... I mean Andalite Bandits.
****.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Blazing Angel on April 23, 2012, 11:30:04 PM
This is amazing. Nice job.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Mewmorpher on May 06, 2012, 07:38:05 AM
Awesome!
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Darth Revan on May 06, 2012, 02:29:58 PM
That was pretty good. Though Visser's turn was quite weak compared to Ax's. He definitely wins.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: The Spectre on May 18, 2012, 07:06:28 AM
This is 10 percent luck
20 perrcent skill
15 percent concentrated power of will
5 percent pleasure
50 percent pain
And a 100 percent knowledge that your fighting for earth
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: fallingstarz on June 01, 2012, 06:43:06 PM
The idea of Ax and Visser 3 having a rap battle....hilarious . This made my day!
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Darth Revan on June 02, 2012, 07:41:47 PM
This is 10 percent luck
20 perrcent skill
15 percent concentrated power of will
5 percent pleasure
50 percent pain
And a 100 percent knowledge that your fighting for earth

Yeah, that wasn't plagiaristic at all ::)
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: The Spectre on June 02, 2012, 07:48:01 PM
This is 10 percent luck
20 perrcent skill
15 percent concentrated power of will
5 percent pleasure
50 percent pain
And a 100 percent knowledge that your fighting for earth

Yeah, that wasn't plagiaristic at all ::)

Noooooooooooooooo, well, I guess they can´t sue me/RAF for that can they?  ;)
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Darth Revan on June 03, 2012, 12:26:25 AM
Hell, if Vanilla Ice can get away with it. :XD:
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Toominator Z on June 04, 2012, 05:16:44 PM
Man, this reminds me of the Animorphs Rap video I posted way back. I just checked it out again and realized I hate it now. > . < I'll write a new one and post it soon. I use the term "soon" loosely.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Toominator Z on June 04, 2012, 05:49:26 PM
Also, your rap should totally be posted on Epic Rap Battles of History
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Overtired on June 05, 2012, 10:57:25 AM
Yeah, I couldn't not read it in the Epic Rap Battles of History voice.

But now I kept picturing Visser Three and Elfangor rap batteling in #1 The Invasion.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Toominator Z on June 07, 2012, 12:35:07 PM
I plan on writing one out for each eventually, but I typed this one up really quick.

Hi my name's Marco, I think everything's insane
Yet I'm arguably the one that's most messed up in the brain
Paranoid as I'm walking through neighborhood
Contemplated killing my own mom for the greater good
Yet I'm the rational one, I can see from A to B
Then crack a joke and make you laugh about how much you hate me
I'm crushing on a girl that would rather date hawk
Instead of going and playing with my gorrilla sized.......banana
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Bealocwealm on June 07, 2012, 12:40:21 PM
this thread is becoming... magical. Me gusta.

And yeahhh I was kind of... inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Darth Revan on June 07, 2012, 04:23:21 PM
Haha, Toomin, that was awesome.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: The Spectre on June 08, 2012, 10:52:20 AM
Jake fearless leader, that's who I am
I make the terrible decisions that no one else can
Even if it kills me from the inside
I gotta do it for the sake of the war

I've gt a crush on Cassie
though she isn't very hot
I think she looks sexy
In those walmart overalls

[spoiler]
My cousing killed my brother
cause I told her so
Now I´m going catatonic
Just leave me alone
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Darth Revan on June 08, 2012, 08:06:42 PM
You realize most of that didn't rhyme at all right?
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Blazing Angel on June 08, 2012, 10:05:08 PM
You now understand rap.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: RYTX on June 09, 2012, 01:10:41 AM
Hmmm. If I dare.
Drode v Rachel
Spoiler for mild swearing. Some plot, but hard to glean from context

[Spoiler]
Drode:
On behalf of my Magnificient Master,
Crayak, the original bringer of Disaster
I, the Drode, present you a deal
And I know, for you, it has quite the appeal
Rachel Rachel of the Darkest Heart
You know that you want a better part
And I'm right here, to make you an offer,
Just put your boy Jake into a coffer
I know you want to, I've seen into your soul
We both know that you're out of control
Come now girl, just step to plate
Show off your skills: give in to the hate!

Rachel:
Drode, Drode you better reload
I'm not gonna stand here and be judged by a toad
I know my part and I do it well
So you can take your offer and go straight to hell
I am the force, the strength, the muscle,
If you knew me at all you'd know I'm too much to hustle
But you? You're nothing. You're Crayak's number 2.
Or refugee from a Skrit Na zoo?
I'm so sorry, to burst your balloon,
You walking talking 5 foot prune
As far as I'm concerned you're full crap
Just like your offer and just like your rap

Drode:
Gasp, my feelings: you've hurt the Drode
I've been playing nice, but now I'm gonna explode!
You're a pyscho, a nut job, a wacko, a witch
What did T.T. say: oh, right you're a ****!
Even what the rat-boy traitor David said was true
You're the broken condom Animorph. Toomin didn't want you
You rant and scream and rave until you're back's against the wall
And the Ellimist lied: you didn't matter at ALL!

Rachel:
Oh Drode, normally you run around creeping like a prowler
But everytime you mad you start screaming like a Howler (oops)
How are you gonna call anyone a ****
when you ride around on Crayak's incorporeal dick?
You say I didn't matter, I wasn't part of the plan?
Then why is it that Crayak wants to put me on demand?
You're master manifests as a Clearasil ad,
Probably evil cuz your the only **** that he's ever had
Now go tell your boss, I've beat him at his dare
And I ripped your ass apart, not even using the bear
[/Spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Blazing Angel on June 09, 2012, 05:19:07 PM
Now THAT is true rap
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: RYTX on September 14, 2012, 07:57:41 AM
Jake v Tom
I know I'm not doing it proper, in that it's not so much about better rapping as it is about arguing the story through rap. rap battling parts are more of an after thought, and the stories a bit glitched as I jump forward and backword in time, but whatever, I enjoyed it.

I picture Jake delivering his part way more intense than he ever was in the books; more beastie boys than Jake-which works cause apparently I referenced them.
Tom too has a persona, but I'm not sure who I was thinking of from the real world-I wanta say lil John, but I don't think that's right.

Spoiler tags for swearing and plot, which is more obtainable for this one than the last one

[spoiler]Jake:
My name is JAKE!
And my story isn't fake
We're fighting off the Yeerks for all the world's sake
I lead my crew in battle, and I utilize the tiger
Defending all of planet Earth from Poland through to Niger,
Put a stop to Visser Three, the slug being callin' Kaiser
But first I'm gonna stomp on his security adviser
Yo (yo!) Tom, I'm talking to you
Or rather should I say the Yeerk inside your head who,
I  swear to God, I'm going to kill
Like the thousands of you buddies, I'm put ya in a chill
So step back Yeerk, cause I'm liscensed to ill

Tom:

Oh. No. I run the sho'
Ev'rybody knows the Yeerk's in Control
It's plain Midget, I already got your brother
And we'll do the same to you, your dad, your dog and mother!
The Andalites say that it's our nature to deceive,
but you know the story, so who you gonna believe
Trust me human, I spit the truth
I'll ground you up like you're illsipar root
Your whole race is my cure for blindness
And know it kid, my raps are the finest

All your best efforts have been vain
If only Tom hadn't chosen a girl over his basketball game
Though you've been an  annoyance, that I freely admit
Leaving me to clean up all of Visser Three's ****,
Now's my time, now I'm center stage
and in my time off Tommy's in a cage
Yeerk 2.0, and I'm king of the court
The next generation, ain't no ****ing Iskoort
Do I really need to spell it out with rhythm and rhyme?
You can't stop me Jake: this galaxy's MINE!

Jake:
I've already beaten Temrash,
you rest assured sure I'll whoop your ass
I'm break your flow,
it's just as hard "Rachel go"
I end this battle now, cause you ain't worth a second look
You're a secondary character till the 53rd book!
Know it slug, you just can't step up
But to Tom, my brother: DON'T EVER GIVE UP!

[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: redtailedsaffa on April 30, 2013, 10:33:54 AM
Oh man, I just read all of these, and I swear, they are BRILLIANT!
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Adam on May 16, 2013, 02:43:54 PM
Who else would make for good rap battles?
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: RYTX on July 11, 2013, 04:49:49 PM
Some generic Howler vs.... Erek

Because, why not


Didn't even use swears in this one. Eh, it involves Erek, it's inherently mellow


[spoiler]

Can you even rap battle, or does it go against your program?
Doesn't matter, I can take you out with AOL and porn spam
I'ma knock you offline, I can break your Crystals
And tear your friends apart with a flechette shooting pistol
Life's a game and I  be killing it
you know what I mean
You may be the Android, but I'm a rapping machine
Stick around Chee, and I'll serve you for a while
screw you like a Pemalite: Doggy-style


Ahh my ears, your lyrics so foul
It hurts more to hear you rap than to listen to your Howl
In musical discourse I've studied the best
From Mozart, to Tupac, now let's put this to rest
You'll be gone before you're three
no way you can handle me
been here 50 thousand years and I lived them all in peace,
but even I found joy by taking part in your defeat
You murder countless innocents but were beaten with a kiss,
let me turn a phrase from Bender, put your lips on this


Oh I see, you've been watching Futurama,
While all of planet earth goes through crisis and through drama
You have all this strength, but you've never stopped a crime
You've been a criminal enabler since the dawn of mankind!
I kill because it's fun, but you seem to be a beast
overload on your hypocrisy,
that's the power of my beats

I rewrite the code and I'll really cut loose
1 Chee's enough to put your species in a noose
Show you how I deal with a hater
put you down for good, call me Terminator
pack of kids with me can crush your whole crew
beat you at your game by the end of round two
Say what you will, I end the violence
And all you hear of Howlers now: Silence
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: SmartGirl333 on March 22, 2014, 08:20:03 PM
V1 vs V3
Spoiler for compactness. Might sound a bit corny; I could not think of an insult that rhymed with earth so I settled for derp. also v3 is obsessed with hosts  :P  ::) :akanbe: :facepalm: :visser3:
[spoiler]V3:
Host sympathiser! Not cool not dank
I got a better host then u, Edriss, I should get yo' rank.
Imma kill half of earth dead, we still have loads of fun,
I become space monsters, yo' a dead human mom!!!

V1:
Yeah well I gave you earth
You ruined it, derp!  (::))
Why u stupid 'bout humans when you liked our enemies
Humans are epic. You? really?
I would bet on the bandits if that wasn't treason
Seriously Esplin, what's yo' damn reason???[/spoiler]
I made a pic of this but I lost my imageshack password and this computer is not connected to the scanner anyway. :(. It contains V3 with an angry look on his face holding  gun and a microphone (I know that probably wouldn't work with thought-speak but ITS A RAP BATTLE WHATEVS) and V1 in a catsuit with sunglasses and a mike.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: KingAlanI on July 06, 2014, 12:14:38 PM
Most of these are gold. And yeah, totally all over the ERB comparisons
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: RYTX on April 08, 2015, 08:05:16 AM
Been sitting on this for a while, which didn't do it any favors.

Edriss v Marco

[spoiler]
Edriss
Bwwwaaaahaha come on!
Do you really think that you could hurt your mom?
You're not a Yeerk slave yet, but you're enslaved by your emotions
How long'd you dream of mommy drifting around the Earth's oceans?
I took Eva,  and no one saw the signs
Now I'll cut you up, just like Jenny Lines
Know my style, I keep it covert
But step to me, and we'll all see you get hurt
I'm the top Visser in the whole Empire,
When I get on the stage, I lite the mic on fire
Sorry kid,  I don't mean to gloat
Jake's not the only one who's got your goat

Marco
Wow, I must say, I'm impressed with your rap
Don't get me wrong it was garbage, but I was expecting crap!
My verses are stronger than a gorilla
Sick, slick, licks, I'm smoother than Thrill'a
Cute and funny, all the ladies know
I'm humble too, but still rock  the show
I'll knock you off a cliff with a lyrical riff
I ain't being paranoid, you're gonna be destroyed
Talkin' lines, I  see A to B
It's why nobody gonna **** with me
I know it's true, you're hard to drown
but this time Yeerk you're gonna stay down

Edriss
Pathetic boy, you're shooting blanks
Go back to dreaming about Tyra Banks
You're like a poodle, all you do is bark
I'll rip you up like a hammerhead shark
I should thank you for toying with Visser 3,
but in the end, I'll make you bow to me
Rhymes aren't the only thing I burrow in your brain,
Be scared kid, I know your name!

Eva
Step back son
I've got this One
I'm the host with the most,
show you how it's done
I know how to rock this body
You messed up Earth and on Anati
Took a host and had children?!
still I'd say your raps are your greatest sin
I'll squash you slug, you're no shark
You'll be gone by the final arc
Now I drop on mix on New Hampshire's cry
"I am Free,
and **** you Die!"[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: SmartGirl333 on April 08, 2015, 03:39:53 PM
That... was amazing. But the auto-censor confused me on the last one.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: redtailedsaffa on April 09, 2015, 01:51:34 AM
Oh brilliant as always.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Quaf on April 28, 2015, 03:38:33 AM
Nice!
All of these are amazing!

That... was amazing. But the auto-censor confused me on the last one.

You do realise you can turn off the auto sensor?
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: SmartGirl333 on April 28, 2015, 05:11:01 PM
You do realise you can turn off the auto sensor?

Wait, where?
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: Quaf on April 29, 2015, 01:37:08 AM
Profile --> Modify profile--> Look and layout---> Check the box that says leave words uncensored.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: SmartGirl333 on April 29, 2015, 01:58:16 AM
Thanks!

Edit: Wow I feel like an idiot now.
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: RYTX on June 04, 2015, 01:22:14 PM
I tried to do something new with this one, have a bit of back and forth.
Idk, it works in my head because I have the whole accompanying visual laid out, don't know how it comes across just read. I need to see if I can get ERB to make vids for me. It'd translate better, but still this one was definitely...differ ent


Cassie vs Aftran


[spoiler]
Cassie
I come in, contemplating my sin,
Knowing that I'll have to do it again,
But I do it protect all the life on Earth
Weird as the way that a Yeerk gives birth
I'm a fix in time,
keep the the beat steady,
like my rhyme
Not on a high horse, I just show remorse
They say I sermonize, you know I mesmorize
Master of disguise, but I ain't telling lies
We can make a peace, me, we, us three
If you just let one little girl go free


Aftran
You want peace, but I ain't Karen
I'll knock you out I drag you back to the Sharing
"Dad's" in money, but I make bank
tear you up like you did my brotha, skank
Your boy George be Curious, but I be serious,
Listening to you makes me delirious
Yeah I'm sick of the Vissers' wars
But there are no other open doors
Trapped in a child, filled with hate
But to lose paradise is a much worse fate
So let me drop on you this view, boink
to me you're livestock, oink, oink


Cassie
Please Aftran we can strike a deal
Aftran
Be silent girl, you have no appeal
Cassie
What would it take, name your term
Aftran
Would you live your life, trapped as a worm?!
Cassie
I'd be blind
Aftran
She'd be free

Cassie
Then maybe that's what has to be
I'll give up red, blue, green, and light
To spare this child from the fight
And so that's how I end the tune
All rapped up in my own cocoon















Aftran
You win Cassie, I've been converted
This girl will no longer be subverted
Find your way out of a bug's life
There's a good role to play in this fight
With this gift I'll start a movement
It won't be much, a piece of improvement
For here on out  I'll mend my ways
And we'll all swim free for the rest of days

Cassie
Aftran we've made quite the tail
And all this trouble will not prevail
We can't be the bridge, but we'll be the rope
And link our people with one thing

Hope
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: RYTX on July 10, 2015, 06:11:24 AM
This was really hard to start, but ended up being very fun

Tobias vs Taylor

[spoiler]
Taylor
When you gonna learn
This is gonna burn
I push the right buttons and make you squirm
All our little meetings seem to get so awkward
and end with you still stuck as the hawk-bird
You can't know pleasure unless you know pain
so lets take a look at all your shame
Your friends risk their lives every day, they could die
While you play Air-force up in the sky
Daddy's death, momma left, aunt and uncle think you're heft
Surely Hawk-eye you see I'm so deft
Battle with me is choosing torture
No doubt, for reals, I'll be winning for sure

Tobias
Bring it on,
I'll shred you like a Taxxon
I'm a Beast but you're no a Belle, you're Gaston
Rip it up, send you back  to the salon
I drop bombs
Got no qualms
Paralyze like the spray in your palms
The prom queen
Now unseen
A crazy mash up of slug and a teen
Think you're strong
but you're wrong
I am owing this battle - now sing along
I'm only up in the sky when I'm needed
My crew don't leave me behind, can't be defeated
For I outlast you, it must be conceded
Show respect, you know I endure
Throw it back at you, I'll win this for sure

Taylor
Drop all your bombs, my skull is blast-proof
I'mma laugh, brought the the gas, and I blow off the roof
I'm not Rachel, but still stir your desire
Spit it hot, on the spot, this girl is on fiyah
Trapped in your own body, an emotional smother
Crack your mind like your voice  when you speak to your mother
Jealous of a dog, it's clear you're no Champ
So go back to crying by the Hork-Bajir camp

Tobias
I sparked the freedom of an entire race
You've got Visser Three in your ceramic face
A disgrace
Such distaste
In the tunnels I put you to waste
go back to high school where you're the head ho
I'm done with you Taylor, I'm letting it go
But I will end this with my human voice
No, I'm not trapped, I still have a choice
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: RYTX on August 03, 2015, 01:56:51 PM
Alright, I'm done now.
Thank you for letting me get this out of my system

Ax vs Visser Three

[spoiler]
Ax
You might think this my morning ritual,
Beating on you is so habitual,
I am Young, And sometimes Restless,
But everytime I spit a phrase I leave them breathless
For I am known to play with words
A cadet more brilliant than all your Yeerk nerds
Haven't written one code that I can't crack
With a Chee, or even Marco, at my back
After all this time your host still ain't mindless
As he requests, I won't show you Kindness
Doesn't matter if you're Prime, Visser Three or One,
I'll take you down and celebrate with cinnamon bunzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Visser Three
I flow like a river, put in a hoof, take a sip,
Warp your mind harder than a Sario rip
Should I just call up a girl: know Estrid make you trip
In a matter time, I will make you deceased,
Just reflect on what I did to end the life of the Beast
When I finished him off like a Christmas Feast
Of course you remember, you're Elfangor's little brother
But like his street-trash son, you belong in the gutter
Don't think you're playing with words, you clearly have a stutter
My presence alone makes you and your friends shudder
I take many forms but there can be no other
I've been a part of the take over right from the start
Target folks, squash revolts, I'm the Empire's heart
You like sweet, you like spicy, but your failure is tart
Andalite filth you know my style is art

Ax
Your game so foul it reeks like a skunk
But I bring a different kind of funk
From the blue box to violet, put you in a cage
Every mission ends with you up in a rage
I issue a Challenge, put you on the fence
Can''t take me on in the body of a tired old Prince
For thirty years you plot and schemed every single day
No wonder why you're suffering from such villain decay
I'll wrap this up like an Ellimist
Too much skill, you can't handle this
Press pause Yeerk, I won't let you finish
Looks like you've run outta Earth minutes

Visser Three
You the Ax-man, but I'm cutting you down
Got no mouth, yet I still make you frown
Lo-ride, west side, burning up this town
I put out a memorizing effect
It's enough to make an Andalite captain defect
And reject
all your oaths and your silly rituals
Realign at the end for some cliff-hanging visuals
Cause what you are now has no individuals
Never beaten but you, and let me tell you what son,
Be it me or just the Borg, it's One
and done [/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: redtailedsaffa on August 03, 2015, 02:42:40 PM
Oh man this was brilliant. XD
Title: Re: Animorphs Rap Battle
Post by: guitarhero01234 on August 04, 2015, 08:47:22 PM
Holy ****, this is amazing. I gotta make an instrumental for this like right now.
*Edit* And I did. Probably gonna record the vocals for it tomorrow.
https://soundcloud.com/gh_music/andalite-rap-instrumental