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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1230 on: May 12, 2010, 03:07:26 PM »
lmao, ellie, I'm still giggling at those. :P

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1231 on: May 12, 2010, 05:35:01 PM »
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News Reporter: " . . . . the world's food crisis has reached a critical level as the American mall food courts seem to be running low on food. . . ."
All the Animorphs stare at Ax

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1232 on: May 13, 2010, 01:34:37 AM »
Marco: You know what this plan needs?  A little more violence and destruction!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1233 on: May 13, 2010, 02:40:10 AM »

haha thanks, one more:
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My name is Rachel. I'm a gymnast. Im into artistic gymnastics, not that artsy, ribbony rhythmic gymanstics. Im into REAL gymnastics!
Rachel does a rolly polly and a hand stand on the lounge floor
"That was incredible hunny!"
Rachel : "DADDY!!!!!"
Rachel's dad: "Hey honey, Ive missed you!"
Rachel: "Awww daddy Ive missed you too! What are you doing here???"
Rachel's dad: "Well honey, I dont have much time but I needed to ask you something."
Rachel : "oh, what is it?"
Rachel's dad: "Well honey have you heard of Carla Belnikoff?"
Rachel: "You mean Olympic coach Carla Belnikoff?"
Rachel's dad: "Well honey, she's wanting to coach you in your gymnastics. She believes you're that good!"
Rachel: "Ummm dad first of all Im only part of a recreational gymnastics club, Im 13 years old and I havent even tried to make it to nationals yet, 13 years old is pretty old for a gymnast. How does Carla Belnikoff even know about me? I never compete, I didnt even turn up to that 'gymnastics camp' you had paid for months in advance. Since I haven't been to nationals I haven't even won any medals so what does she want with me? Did you pay her off? Are you two having an affair and she owes you a favour?"
Rachel's dad : "Ahhhh . . . .well it was just an idea, let me know if you change your mind."

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My sister is a gymanst, she laughed soooo hard when she watched the Animorphs TV show Rachel doing a roly poly and claiming to be 'good' at gymnastics.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1234 on: May 13, 2010, 03:17:31 AM »
lol that is hilarious

but come on, to be fair, the actress wasn't a gymnast, so u cant have her doing real gymnastics :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1235 on: May 13, 2010, 08:48:50 AM »
Jake turned into a controller day 4.
Jake:<Aren't you dead yet? Haven't 3 days have already passed? I starting to lose track of time.>
Yeerk: <I hate to admit it, but my time is nearly done. But i still have hope.>
The other animorphs approaches.
Jake:<Hope? Forget it. There's no hope for... What? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING CASSIE?!?!?!>
Cassie unties Jake.
Rachel: Um, Jake? it's been way pass 3 days, and there's still no dead Yeerk.
Tobias: <Well, it looks like that it really was just the stress that he said "Andalite filth" that day.>
Ax: <Sorry for the misunderstanding Prince Jake.>
Jake: <WHAT? How could this happen!?!?!?!?!>
Yeerk-Jake: Whew. Finally. Told you I wasn't a controller. Can I go home now?
Marco: Want to come and play at my house first?
Yeerk-Jake: No thanks. I'm tired.
Jake: <But you're supposed to be dead by now! What happened to the 3 day limit?>
Yeerk: <Fool. It's AVERAGE 3 days. I have about 3 hours left. More than enough time to go to the Yeerk pool.>
Jake: <NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1236 on: May 13, 2010, 09:54:38 AM »
Yeah, just like it's really ABOUT two hours, which is why they managed to morph out in book 3. It's just ABOUT three days.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1237 on: May 13, 2010, 11:06:14 AM »
Nah. Come on. It makes way more sense that aliens would come up with times that result in EXACTLY two-hour and three-day time limits...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1238 on: May 13, 2010, 11:56:42 AM »
haha thats awesome.

and of course it does al! psh, they are aliens for crying out loud! they are FAR superior beings to NOT be able to do that :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1239 on: May 14, 2010, 03:38:02 AM »
I never really understood why it had to be exactly 2 hours or 3 days. As everyone knows, the sun makes one orbit around a planet but how long that takes depends on the distance of the sun to the planet. Same goes for how long it takes for the planet to rotate about it's axis. I know that the Andilite home world has more than one sun but their definition of a day or year would be kind of different. So Cam's alternate perspective actually makes more sense. But Im glad it didnt happen like that.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1240 on: May 14, 2010, 08:59:13 AM »
I always thought it was about 2 hours and about 3 days ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1241 on: May 14, 2010, 03:27:45 PM »
haha ellie that woulda been hilarious had it ended that way :P

and umm, ash, u mean baron, not parker, right?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1242 on: May 14, 2010, 04:17:37 PM »
Great stuff guys XD  And yeah, I always kinda thought it was approximately two hours or three days...and I kinda wondered if roughly three days Earth time was roughly one day Yeerk time, since Yeerk years (Generations?) are roughly two Earth years (according to Andalite Chronicles or Hork-Bajir Chronicles or whichever that one was.)


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1243 on: May 15, 2010, 01:42:40 PM »
Great stuff guys XD  And yeah, I always kinda thought it was approximately two hours or three days...and I kinda wondered if roughly three days Earth time was roughly one day Yeerk time, since Yeerk years (Generations?) are roughly two Earth years (according to Andalite Chronicles or Hork-Bajir Chronicles or whichever that one was.)

It probably is approximate, but really really close, ie 2 hours and 30.192 seconds and 2 days, 23 hours, 58 minutes 23.1 seconds.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1244 on: May 15, 2010, 04:22:05 PM »
Or maybe there is no exact time or "cut-off point."

In the case of morphing, demorphing gets harder as time goes on (remember how the Anis tend to have a harder time demorphing when they cut it close) until sometime around 2 hours it becomes impossible.  Though I would guess that it becomes practically impossible long before it becomes theoretically impossible.

In the case of yeerks and kandrona starvation, they use up nutrients and stuff as time goes on and after about 3 days without feeding, they run out and die.  I would imagine that, as with real animals, the exact time varies depending on the characteristics and health of the particular yeerk, environmental factors, etc.