Chapter 6 (Marco)
As all of us watched, one of the blank steel walls of our room began to shimmer and fade. After a second, it disappeared completely. Standing there were the wall used to be, seven feet tall and more pointy than a Hork-Bajir, was what must have been a Kelbrid.
I'm not kidding when I say that the Kelbrid had more blades than a Hork-Bajir. This thing was absolutely covered in blades. Razor sharp triangles covered the Kelbrid's skin like feathers on a bird. Each feather-blade was dark gray, fading to sea-green at the tip.
The Kelbrid stood on two legs, like a human. It had two arms, too. But it also had two wings, growing from its shoulders. Enormous wings, and covered with blade-feathers big enough to be daggers. The wings weren't shaped like a bird's wings. They were way too angular, and they didn't look like they could bend the same way.
The feet were weird, too. Like an origami version of a hawk's talons. Or like a tripod of triangular blades, each one folded in half to point at the floor. Those blades looked like they could do some damage. I sure hoped the Kelbrid were always careful not to ever step on anyone's toes.
But the head was the strangest thing of all. It was diamond-shaped, and generally looked like one of those polyhedrons you learn about in geometry. All symmetrical and angular and flat-sided.
It had two glassy, dark red, featureless panels where the eyes should be. And, instead of a mouth, it had four diamond-shaped holes in the bottom half of its face.
I was just wondering to myself how Kelbrid could possibly communicate without a mouth if they couldn't hear thought-speak, when the Kelbrid itself decided to clear my puzzlement.
"Ulmah vud lofash. Woul-noah eih graudo Doua," it said. It was somehow talking, using spoken language, without having any sort of mouth that I could see. I have no idea how this was possible, but I supposed I'd seen weirder things.
"She says that she hopes you are comfortable, and that her name is Doua," Menderash said. I was surprised. I hadn't even noticed Menderash standing right next to the Kelbrid. How had I missed him there?
Wait a minute. 'She'? This thing was female? That was a surprise. Not the biggest surprise of the day, but still fairly unexpected.
And there was something about Menderash's tone that gave me the feeling that Doua hadn't actually said 'I hope you're comfortable.' But I of course knew better than to do anything but play along with it.
Jake stood up, immediately going into 'leader' mode. He looked Doua squarely in the eye. "Why are you holding us prisoner?" he demanded. "Aside from Aximili, we haven't broken any treaties. And none of us mean you any harm. Let us go, and we promise to leave your territory immediately."
Menderash translated for Doua. The Kelbrid seemed to be unmoved by Jake's request. Her response was another incomprehensible string of syllables, which Menderash translated for us. "She says that she and her crew have done you a great honor by sparing your lives, and that you should be grateful that they didn't leave you to die. You were in Kelbrid space, and, treaty or no treaty, the Kelbrid do not approve of outsiders. She also says that you will remain in Kelbrid custody until they can decide what to do with you."
"What?!" I snapped, angry. "Our friend gets abducted against his will by this evil mega-weapon of yours, and then we kill it for you, and you thank us by holding us prisoner? What's the deal here?"
Jake held up us hand at Menderash, telling him not to translate my outburst. Instead he said, "Aximili is the only one who did anything wrong here, and he did so against his will. You can't possibly hold that against him. And the rest of us did you a favor, if I understand correctly, by eliminating the One for you. Surely you can show us at least a little hospitality?"
Menderash translated. Doua let loose a long string of sounds, sounding either angry or exasperated, I couldn't tell. Maybe a little of both.
"She says . . . hang on. She said, 'First of all, we do not have proof that Aximili was not already in Kelbrid space when the One took him. All we have is the word of two Andalites, both of whom have something to gain by lying. Second, you are mistaken in thinking that the rest of you are innocent. Andalite or not, you knowingly trespassed in our territory. Third, you did not eliminate the One. In fact, you only made that task much more difficult. You dispersed his energy signature, making it impossible for us to track him. There is no way to know where, or when, he will coalesce again. Fourth, even if you had eliminated the One, you were not doing it as a favor to the Kelbrid. You were doing it to save yourselves. I am not stupid. For all those reasons, you will remain in our custody until we decide otherwise,'" Menderash said, hardly faltering in his translation even despite the length of the speech he had to remember.
There was a beat of silence, as Jake tried not to lose his temper, Menderash stood there awkwardly, unsure of what to do, and Doua stared us all down, daring us to challenge her authority.
"Wonderful," I said with sarcastic cheerfulness. "This is absolutely perfect. My day just wouldn't have been complete without being kidnapped by razor-bladed space nazis."
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Author's note: I originally planned a much more detailed description of the Kelbrid, but I eventually decided that it wasn't really in Marco's character to go that in-depth with detail. Therefore, Marco's fired, and I'll just describe my image of the Kelbrid myself in this author's note.
Marco: Wait a minute. 'Fired' implies 'hired.' You never paid me for any of this! I should sue you!
-hands Marco a dollar- Okay, now you're fired.
Ahem. Anyway.
--Kelbrid Physiology 101--
(Warning: May contain a few very minor spoilers for later chapters of this book)
As Marco said, the Kelbrid are covered in feather-blades. These feather-blades are biggest on the wings, about the size of daggers. The feather-blades on the torso are about average feather-sized, but the ones on the legs and arms are a bit different. The legs and arms are covered in very thin, long blades which look more like very coarse fur than like feathers.
The Kelbrid have long, lanky arms and legs. They have four-fingered (four fingers counting the thumb), dark grey (or in the case of males, black) hands, with pointed fingertips. Their knees bend backward, and their legs have a surprising amount of flexibility. They can easily bend their legs to degrees that would make a person scream. This easy flexibility can make them seem more graceful than they really are.
The wings are, as Marco said, much more angular than a bird's wings. They're essentially shaped like giant triangles, but with a good-sized triangular chunk missing from the lower half of the base of each triangle-wing.
These wings, like the Kelbrids' legs, are more flexible than they look like they ought to be. They have joints where bird wings don't (a joint at the shoulter, and three joints throughout the rest of the wing), giving them an excellent range of movement. This is because, unlike bird wings, Kelbrid wings can be used as weapons, as well as for flight. As Marco said, they're basically covered in daggers. Therefore, they evolved to be flexible enough to be used in combat. Come to think of it, this is the same reason why Kelbrid legs are extra-flexible, too. So that the Kelbrid blade-talons could be utilized to their best extent.
Let's see, what else did Marco leave out . . . oh yeah. The head. As Marco mentioned, the head is roughly diamond-shaped, and polyhedral. The Kelbrid's face, in the shape of a diamond, is divided into two planes by a sort of fold or crease that runs horizontally across the middle. The top half of the face slopes up and back, whereas the bottom half slopes down and back. This head is connected to the shoulders by a somewhat long, almost crane-like neck, which attaches to the back of the head.
Some of you might be wondering how the Kelbrid talk without mouths. I might as well tell you now. The four diamond-shaped holes in the bottom of their face serve as something like a mouth. The holes are arranged in a roughly square pattern (with the bottom two points of the square just a little closer to each other than the top two). These holes connect to the Kelbrid's windpipe. Kelbrid can change the size and shape of their windpipes, to alter the sound that comes through; they use their diaphragm to make sound, and their windpipe to vary the sound to make words. Basically, it works much the same way as talking does in humans, except that their diaphragm takes the place of our vocal chords, and their windpipe takes the place of our mouth and tongue.
As for how Kelbrid eat, they obviously don't have hooves like Andalites. Instead, because of what they eat, they're able to eat through their airholes. Basically, Kelbrid are like the airborne version of baleen whales. On their homeworld, there are many kinds of plants which produce edible spores, and the Kelbrid filter this food out of the air as they fly.
So, there you have it. Everything you wanted to know about the Kelbrid, plus some. Since this was just Kelbrid physiology, there might be a "Kelbrid Sociology 101" in some later chapter of this book, but we'll just have to wait and see. Depends on whose POV that chapter will be, and if they're better at explaining things than Marco.